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Kanye West Will Be President In 2020

And here's why.

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Kanye West Will Be President In 2020
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Kanye West will be president of these United States in the year 2020, and here's why. First of all, for all you die hard Ye fans, Yeezy did in fact jump over jumpman. Secondly, if we take a look at the current election, you will unfortunately see that Donald Trump is the front runner for the GOP nomination. In a world where Donald Trump has not only a legitimate, but a serious chance of becoming president, it's pretty clear that becoming president really only requires popularity.

Secondly, and I'm sure a lot of you Yeezy 2020 supporters don't want to hear this, but I think Donald Trump needs to become president in order for Yeezy to have a legitimate chance. I think it's safe to assume that if The Donald (yes he has referred to himself as "The Donald") becomes president, the country will be forever changed. Every country in the natural world, besides Iceland, would want to attack us, the retirement age would be raised to death (you retire when you die on the job) and blonde haired blue eyed kids would have first crack at all the jobs (where have we heard that one before?).

This is where Kanye comes in to save the day.

As the country is slowing crumbling, Kanye can become a beacon of hope and change. Ye will represent everything that Donald Trump is not (besides being equally popular, and after all, this is just a popularity contest). He will give away grey Yeezy Boosts at all his rallies, Kim Kardashian will easily secure the objectified women vote, and most importantly Kanye's election campaign will also simultaneously promote his upcoming eighth studio album.

I mean, who doesn't want a new Kanye album?

So in conclusion, sure the first half of my 20's will be screwed because Donald Trump is president and I don't have blonde hair. But the early misery will come to end with Kanye West campaigning as a beacon of hope, change, and style in 2020.

Am I 100% sure this is who everything will shake out - no not really. But I DON'T HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS, SWAY!!!!!

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