Let's be honest, no one likes January. It's a filler month. The month of gloom and doom and back to school. No one asked for it. And if you're still not convinced, here are a few reasons why January sucks.
1. Christmas is over.
No more Christmas cheer.
2. You have to go back to school.
3. And that means homework
4. Lots and lots of homework
5. You miss your mom.
But don't worry, you can still call her to complain about everything. That's why they invented cell phones, right?
6. It's cold.
7. You can't seem to look cute under all those layers of clothes.
8. You get sick.
And of course your mom isn't there to take care of you. But don't worry, you can still call and complain about how sick you are.
9. And you don't know how to take care of yourself when you get sick.
10. "New Year's Resolutions"
We all know it's BS.
11. Brussels sprouts are in season.
Gross.
12. Valentine's Day decorations are in stores already.
Reminding us lonely people that we are still, in fact, alone.
13. You can't seem to be motivated for anything.
14. There are no good movies out.
Besides Death Cure, cuz heyyyyy Dylan O'Brien.
15. You have no money because you spent it all during the holidays.
16. There is no sunshine.
17. You're a little bit chubby.
Baby got back. And a little bit of front too.
18. And lastly, we all just want to be in bed, but we can't.
Wake me up when it's February.