I don't know about you, but I miss the days when Jaden Smith's tweets were the most talked about pieces of art. Yes, you read that correctly. So, in loving memory of those days, I've taken over 45 tweets straight from the genius himself and turned them into a poem for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy!

Please note that all words in [brackets] have been added or altered to fit the poem. Everything else is a direct quote from Jaden Smith.

Thoughts

A poem comprised of Jaden Smith’s tweets

“I Don't Want You Guys To Think Because I Was Born In America That I Speak And Abide By English Grammar. I Speak Jaden, Indefinitely.” –Jaden Smith

[It’s] 6PM In New York [But] I Woke Up At 12:34.
Just Finished Building My New Bed.
OMG I Didn't Plan That.
[But] The More Time [I] Spend Awake,
The More Time [I] Spend Asleep.

Tweets Are Like Tattoos
[And] Relationships Are Messed Up,
But Your Face Isn't.
All I'm Gunna Do When I Get My License
Is Drive By My X's House REAL SLOW.

Maybe If I Was Harry Styles I Could Swim Across The Atlantic.
They Call Me Don Julio The Seventh [and I’m]
Crying On Rodeo [because]
Kurt Cobain Is Still Alive—
He Lives Inside The Souls Of The Youth.

It's Okay To Cry Guys.
[Sometimes] Peeing Feels So Good You Start Crying.
If I Had A Nickel For Every Time I've Cried In The Back Of An Uber,
I Would Have Another Pair Of Yeezy's.
Just Stare In The Mirror And Cry And You'll Be Good.

We Waste 1.3 Billion Tons Of Food Every Year
And There [Are] 1.3 Billion People In The World Living In Extreme Poverty.
The Solution Is Clear.
If You Turned The State Of Alabama Into One Giant Farm,
The Land Area Could Grow Enough Food To Support 10 Billion People.

Anything You See In Any Magazine Ever Is Fake.
All Of Your Idols Are Going To Start Writing Their Own Articles
And These Uninformed "Journalists" Will Become Obsolete.
Water In The Eyes And Alcohol In The Eyes Are Pretty Much The Same.
I Know This From First Hand Experience.

I Saw Owen Wilson One Time From A Distance
And We Just Stared At Each Other.
Then His Car Drove Off.
[I’m] Currently Working With Cody Simpson On
His New Death Metal Project. . . It's Lit.

Kanye West Is The Greatest Dancer Of Our Generation [And]
Shia Labeouf Is Life,
But How Many Pull Ups Can You Do?
I'm Gunna Be So Hype On Stage Tomorrow I Might Throw Up.
[I’m Gunna] "Whip" So Hard [I'm Gunna] Tear A Ligament In [My] Neck.

Currently Going Through Customs Even Though
I Was Born On This Planet.
Home Is Any Place That Has A Bed, A TV, And You, [And]
The Age Of Adaline Might Be The Best Movie I've Ever Seen—
Excluding Twilight.

[I’m] Lost In My Reflection [And]
I Just Keep Falling.
[I’ve] Stop[ped] Texting Her Cause [I] Like Her Too Much.
The Current Population Of Earth Is 7,124,102,180
[And] I Just Dropped A Song.