I don't think I've ever met a girl in a bar bathroom that I did not like. I think that being in college provides me with the opportunity to experience so many different sides of people when they are intoxicated and I've learned so much from that. I've begun to compile a couple of innocent and uplifting thoughts that I've had while potentially under the influence to write this piece and I really hope you get a good kick out of them.

1. It feels like you're walking on clouds when you sit down for too long and then stand up and try to move.

2. Drinking any beverage in the world tickles a little.

3. I wonder if animals can communicate with each other or does each species have a separate language/dialect? How does that work exactly? Confusing. What about social cues and affection? Does my cat know that being hugged is a good thing?

4. Speaking of cats, I wonder if they control their tail or if it's like a reflex thing.

5. The words "phony" and "balogna" rhyme. How messed up is that?

6. I think Bobby Flay is underrated in the looks category. I'd give him a solid 8/10. (he gets a full point for being a chef)

7. I can't stop thinking about that video of that giraffe chasing after that car of people on a safari or something. I think about it often actually.

8. Anyone can be a flower if they try hard enough. We've all got roots.