Have you ever found yourself wanting to post a picture but you can't figure out what to caption it? Well, first of all, if you have worried about this, this is the most "first world" a problem can be. But second of all, I understand you. And because I understand you, I know that you have probably Googled "funny Instagram captions" hoping that you would find a list of captions that were just what you wanted. But sadly, we both know all that came up was quotes like "smile, you're beautiful" and "life is crazy." (These are real captions that come up, I couldn't make this up.) So my goal is that after all of this rambling, you leave with some better options and solve your first world problem with ease.

You may be wondering who I am to give such heavy, life-changing advice when you could probably find help from an actual professional in the social media world in articles like this one. And to answer the question you probably weren't even wondering, I am a college student who puts off the real world by using Instagram. So, clearly, I am credible and experienced.

So if you are as crazy as me and put this much thought into your Instagram captions, welcome. But if you're not then I warned you that this is a first world problem so don't judge me.

*Warning: terrible puns to come.

Where you at?

Location is key. Especially for your summer travels.

Music and Lyrics.

Nothing makes people happier than a throwback song. It's science. More throwback songs that work for anything related to flying, candy, wheels, polaroids, and... shaking, I guess, are:

Sugar, sugar how you get so fly.

They see me rollin'.

Shake it like a polaroid picture.

Puns are punny and slightly cheesy.

Puns are basically only acceptable in captions so take advantage of them. Can you imagine if everyone said the puns they use on social media in real life? Yeah, it would be an awkward world.

When all else fails, be a caption thief.

Celebrities are the best to caption stalk because no one will notice. If you caption steal from a friend, throw out some credit, but if you caption steal from this article, you're welcome in advance.

For the beach:

Tropic like it's hot.

Beach don't kill my vibe.

Daily dose of vitamin Sea.

Waved my cares away.

Son of a beach.

Running:

For when you're feeling outdoorsy:

Take a hike, man.

I can dig it.

For graduation:

"What, like it's hard?" - Legally Blonde

But I still don't understand taxes.

"Have some fire. Be unstoppable. Be a force of nature." - Cristina Yang

Finally.

"It's okay, I'll figure out my life in the next four years." - Me being wrong four years ago.

For your socials/date functions/Waltz themes:

For food/drinks:

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Hey there, hot stuff. (coffee and such)

Wine not?

"Want a s'more?" "S'more what?" - Sandlot

Let's taco 'bout it.

There re too many donut puns to choose from.

Sundae Funday.

It's a pizza art, really.

"My favorite's Gouda." -She's the Man

For anything cold/freezing:

There's snow place like home.

Tis the season to be freezin'.

For you and your best friend:

"You my right hand, you my go-to" - Drake