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The Weirdest Things You Do When You're Drunk

We all do weird stuff, but this is definitely a master list of the weirdest.

Katie Coyle
Mar 31, 2015
University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign
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The Weirdest Things You Do When You're Drunk

5. Picks fights with people they clearly cannot win against and leaves their friends to do damage control. - Karen (she chose this name because “I'm responsible and get myself home in one piece without losing anything: keys, phone, dignity…")

12. My boyfriend finds the nearest blanket and burrito wraps himself in it and proceeds to fall asleep. - Taco Bae

13. One time I went up to a girl I didn't know and just held her hand for 10 minutes before walking away. We never spoke. - The Human Taxi (Chose the name “because I offer everyone I see a piggy back ride and get super offended if they decline")

14. Injured my best friend, fought a frat boy, and ran away from my friends - More Shots Shirley

15. Pee their pants. All the time. - Submitted by Houdini Alacadabra, because you'll never know what I do next.

16. I like to moon my friends when they aren't walking fast enough cause it motivates them to catch up and pull my pants back up - Moon Face Emoji

17. They start rapping - Submitted by Beyonce

18. My friend gets really excited about Yom Kippur, the Jewish holiday. He isn't Jewish. - Rabbi Goy

19. My friend stops speaking entirely and only purrs like a cat. - Taylor Swift, submitted by Kylie Jenner.

20. When I'm drunk, I love to hug & kiss trees. - Probably my freshman year roommate

21. Tell people I'm a finger painting major - Dory the Fish


22. Go to my sorority house to steal food. I've also gone to a friends fraternity house to steal food. - Goldie Locks

23. Run away when cute boys talk to me. - Completely Average Girl

24. Someone I know without fail pisses the bed every damn time. - 20 Year-Old Bed Wetter

25. I enjoy sticking my buddy's hand in warm water every time he get's drunk and passes out. - 20 Year-Old Bed Wetter's Terrible Friend

26. Answered anonymous polls for college newspapers. - My Favorite Person

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