The 19 Drunk Girls You've Seen At A Bar

The 19 Drunk Girls You've Seen At A Bar

Which one are you?
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As my freshman year of college is coming close to an end, instead of discussing the stress of finals and trying to bring my grades up. Why not talk about something more interesting? I've been to countless parties and even bars to notice the different types of drunk girls. Which one are you?

1. The "Sober" one

No matter where you go there is always that one girl who will claim she is still sober meanwhile she's five shots deep and starting to stumble around the dance floor. Everybody around this girl knows how intoxicated she is but just not her.

2. The mom

Normally when I have gone out I've noticed that there is always that one girl who feels the need to take care of everybody. This is a good person to have around because no matter how drunk your mom friend gets they will always hold your hair back when needed and pull you away from that really creepy you you've been dancing on. They just want everybody to have a good time.


3. The "I'm so f**ked up right now."

In my opinion this is the most annoying type of drunk girl out there. There will always be that one girl who feels the constant need to remind everybody how much she drank at the pre-game and how majorly drunk she is at the moment.

4. The drama queen

Most associated with the crier, this girl will take everything you say to offense. Even when you try to compliment her she will take it to offense. Just let them cry it out and do your own thing, unless the issue is serious than comfort your overly dramatic friend.

5. The stripper

"Somebody come get her she's dancing like a stripper" seriously, get your friend she's taking her clothes off in front of everybody. For some reason this girl just can't seem to keep her clothes on. Her friends will constantly be pulling her shirt back down so nobody gets a glimpse and she won't regret anything in the morning.

6. Two left feet

If you see somebody struggling to stand up for more than a solid minute on the dance floor that's probably them. It's the person who acts as if their learning to walk for the first time. This person will get the constant question of "Are you okay?" which will tend to bother the overly dramatic drunk because nobody is paying attention to them. The girl with the two left feet will probably wake up the next morning to find stains all over her pants.

7. The smoker

"I swear I literally only smoke when I'm drunk". This girl will just want to smoke anything, weed, cigarettes and will probably ask you if she could have a hit of your vape. This girl will also make it clear that whenever she is smoking that everybody knows she does not do this sober.


8. The overly friendly

You might've never seen them before until tonight, but this girl is like a little puppy. She will go up to anybody and try to be their best friend, even if they are starting to annoy whoever they're talking to they won't stop. This person may actually end up turning into a really good friend of yours after you two meet.

9. The "I love everybody here"

Associated with the overly friendly. This girl will be vomiting up rainbows and unicorns as she lets everybody how how much she loves them. She will not stop talking about how she loves the fraternity she is at because it's her favorite, how much she just loves her friends, her big/little, and her dog.

10. The fighter

That one girl who thinks that she is able to beat up anybody. If you look at her wrong she will end up coming over to you and making sure that you know. Heaven forbid that somebody says something rude to this girl or her squad because she will go in for the kill.

11. The lovebird

Everybody has a friend in a relationship, well they will not let you forget that they are in a relationship. At least five times a night this girl will remind you of how she isn't going to drink that much, or talk to that person over there because of her significant other. If they are with their significant other than they will be attached to their hip all night long.


12. The lesbian

We all known that one girl who always seems to be making out with another girl when she's drunk but will swear to god that she is not a lesbian in the morning. This friend will usually end up trying to make out with you at some point of the night.

13. The screamer

The girl whose voice goes up eight octaves louder when talking to people. Most drunk girls tend to scream from excitement though when they are reunited with their friends at parties or bars. We are all guilty of this one.

14. The miserable

This is your complaining friend, the one who just never seems to be having any fun wherever they are. They tend to just stand off to the side with their arms folded and complain about how "I'm way too sober for this" and "When are we going to leave"


15. The vomiter

No matter what, there is always that one girl who is unable to hold in her liquor. Her and her friends will insist that they cut you on the bathroom like because "She's like gonna throw up literally everywhere in two seconds." Sometimes they don't even make it to the bathroom I've been at parties and seen girls vomit right on the dance floor. All I have to say to the vomiter is if you can't make it to the bathroom don't drink as much next time.

16. The daredevil

After drinking a lot of her courage this girl will never say no to anything. "Hey I bet you won't go tell that person you think they're hot" Yes she will. "Hey I bet you won't go and text that person you used to date" Yes she will, and more than five times too. The daredevil usually wakes up to a lot of regrets in the morning.


17. The "I can't wait on this damn line"

They say to never break the seal, but it's hard not to break it. Bathroom lines can be long, and sometimes too long for a person who just wants to have fun. This person will usually end up peeing in their pants on the way home because they insisted that the line was too long and they didn't have to go that bad.


18. The documenter

This could be two different times of people. First, your very own paparazzi for that night, we all have that one friend who is constantly recording us dancing or drinking. The second type is the SnapShatter, the girl who constantly feels the need to put her entire night on her Snapchat Story for the world to see. You can't like that you've been guilty of type two.

19. The night-owl

So the party is over and it's time to go home. Well not for this friend, she is not ready to go home and will refuse to leave when you try to pry her out from the party. The party is either over or just starting to fizzle out and they refuse to go home. In the end it usually ends up in a screaming match of who is staying and who is leaving.

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​An Open Letter To The People Who Don’t Tip Their Servers

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Dear Person Who Has No Idea How Much The 0 In The “Tip:" Line Matters,

I want to by asking you a simple question: Why?

Is it because you can't afford it? Is it because you are blind to the fact that the tip you leave is how the waiter/waitress serving you is making their living? Is it because you're just lazy and you “don't feel like it"?

Is it because you think that, while taking care of not only your table but at least three to five others, they took too long bringing you that side of ranch dressing? Or is it just because you're unaware that as a server these people make $2.85 an hour plus TIPS?

The average waiter/waitress is only supposed to be paid $2.13 an hour plus tips according to the U.S. Department of Labor.

That then leaves the waiter/waitress with a paycheck with the numbers **$0.00** and the words “Not a real paycheck." stamped on it. Therefore these men and women completely rely on the tips they make during the week to pay their bills.

So, with that being said, I have a few words for those of you who are ignorant enough to leave without leaving a few dollars in the “tip:" line.

Imagine if you go to work, the night starts off slow, then almost like a bomb went off the entire workplace is chaotic and you can't seem to find a minute to stop and breathe, let alone think about what to do next.

Imagine that you are helping a total of six different groups of people at one time, with each group containing two to 10 people.

Imagine that you are working your ass off to make sure that these customers have the best experience possible. Then you cash them out, you hand them a pen and a receipt, say “Thank you so much! It was a pleasure serving you, have a great day!"

Imagine you walk away to attempt to start one of the 17 other things you need to complete, watch as the group you just thanked leaves, and maybe even wave goodbye.

Imagine you are cleaning up the mess that they have so kindly left behind, you look down at the receipt and realize there's a sad face on the tip line of a $24.83 bill.

Imagine how devastated you feel knowing that you helped these people as much as you could just to have them throw water on the fire you need to complete the night.

Now, realize that whenever you decide not to tip your waitress, this is nine out of 10 times what they go through. I cannot stress enough how important it is for people to realize that this is someone's profession — whether they are a college student, a single mother working their second job of the day, a new dad who needs to pay off the loan he needed to take out to get a safer car for his child, your friend, your mom, your dad, your sister, your brother, you.

If you cannot afford to tip, do not come out to eat. If you cannot afford the three alcoholic drinks you gulped down, plus your food and a tip do not come out to eat.

If you cannot afford the $10 wings that become half-off on Tuesdays plus that water you asked for, do not come out to eat.

If you cannot see that the person in front of you is working their best to accommodate you, while trying to do the same for the other five tables around you, do not come out to eat. If you cannot realize that the man or woman in front of you is a real person, with their own personal lives and problems and that maybe these problems have led them to be the reason they are standing in front of you, then do not come out to eat.

As a server myself, it kills me to see the people around me being deprived of the money that they were supposed to earn. It kills me to see the three dollars you left on a $40 bill. It kills me that you cannot stand to put yourself in our shoes — as if you're better than us. I wonder if you realize that you single-handedly ruined part of our nights.

I wonder if maybe one day you will be in our shoes, and I hope to God no one treats you how you have treated us. But if they do, then maybe you'll realize how we felt when you left no tip after we gave you our time.

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Individuals Have A Moral Obligation To Those In Need

Where is the compassion, sympathy, and especially the morality in our fellow man?

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First off, let me give a definition of moral obligation. Moral obligation is known as a duty which one owes, and which he ought to perform, but which he is not legally bound to fulfill. Imagine a world where every moral obligation was ignored. Of course, the world isn't falling apart around us, but where is the compassion, sympathy, and especially the morality in our fellow man? Nowhere to be seen. Gone. In some instances, fulfilling a moral obligation can be beneficial. I will be sharing one of these instances with you today.

The story begins with a 55-year-old man. Billy Ray Harris was homeless. He lived on a street corner in Kansas City and would often be seen holding out a tin cup and asking passers-by for spare change. But then, one day, a moral act of kindness went in his favor. In February 2013, Sarah Darling passed Billy Harris at his usual spot and dropped some change into his cup. But, unknown to her, she also accidentally dropped in her very expensive engagement ring. I can't lie and say Harris didn't debate on selling the ring for a profit. However, he decided to hold onto it instead, in case the woman returned.

Harris knew he wasn't someone who could take that women's ring. Sounds like a moral obligation to me. Wrapping the story up, the woman did come back later to retrieve her ring and was grateful for his honesty and kindness. She and her husband launched a fundraiser for Harris. They've collected more than $190,000, more than enough to get Harris back on his feet.

Moral obligation at times is based on the Golden Rule which is "do unto others as you would have them do unto you," and the basic idea is that consistency requires that a person treat others as she would wish to be treated. A famous English poet named John Donne once wrote, "No man is an island entire of itself; every man is a piece of the continent, a part of the main; if a clod be washed away by the sea, Europe is the less, as well as if a promontory were, as well as a manor of thy friends or of thine own were; any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved. in mankind. And therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee."

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