High maintenance girls are always so picture-perfect and put together and they demand to have everything. I personally can't say I relate. Here are some things that only a low-maintenance girl could understand.
1. Your makeup is minimal.
I've mixed up the words "contour" and "couture" and still don't really know what either is.
2. Hair is usually down and natural or just thrown in a ponytail.
There is just too much hair on my head for me to even THINK about styling it.
3. Jeans and a t-shirt are your go-to.
I look cute and I didn't have to try.
4. You don't really need a boy to take you to fancy places or spend any money on you at all.
Movie, food, sweats. That's all we need.
5. You don't need someone to flatter you and compliment you all of the time.
It's too much work to thank someone for a compliment anyways.
6. It takes you 20 minutes to get ready, including a shower.
You might even eat a meal in that time and read your horoscope, if you care.
7. Sleep clothes are probably that shirt from that only 5k you ever did and pants.
That's only if you can be bothered to find something other than underwear.
8. You shower with whatever is in the bathroom.
Damage control something? It's some kind of conditioner so sure.
9. You want to die when your friend drags you into Sephora.
Why would anyone want purple eyebrows anyways? Oh that's lip liner? Still, why?
10. People beg to do your makeup because they want to see how "pretty" you'd be.
Excuse me, you're hurting your face and I don't think I'm that tan.
11. You get your hair cut only when it starts to look dead.
I'd rather not take weekly visits to a salon to have some strange lady tell me how much hair I have but thanks.
12. Getting your nails done happens like once a year.
As long as they're short and not dirty, I'm happy.
13. You don't really care what you and your friends do for plans.
As long as I'm having fun, we could be jumping off of chairs.
14. Packing light is your specialty.
Three day trip? I can stretch these jeans out for that long.
15. You think it's too much work to even think of yourself as low maintenance.
You don't take the time to think of labels because you'd rather nap. Speaking of that, I'll probably go nap now.
