The world of college football is crazy. There is lying, cheating, scandals, drama, and anything else you can think of... It reminds me of another place I know of called the Upper East Side. While this may sound like a bit of a reach, it really isn't. The back and forth between the coaches of our favorite teams is enough to rival the Lily-Rufus-William love triangle, and Alabama and Clemson have faced off about just as many times as Blair and Serena. Here's a breakdown of College Football Teams as our favorite UESers.....
Alabama: Blair Waldorf
Alabama is always on top... but also a little bit of a bully. You either love them or you hate them, but that doesn't take away from the fact that they're always winning and no matter how much it pains you to admit it, they're not bad.
Clemson: Serena Van Der Woodsen
Flawless and effortless, everyone wants to be them. There's something about them that you just have to like, even if you're not rooting for them. Blair might be the queen bee because she rules with an iron fist, but when Serena really wants to, she can easily take Blair down. Have we forgotten the 2017 National Championship already? It vaguely reminds me of that time Serena pushed Blair into a cake of season 3 of GG.
Ohio State: Nate Archibald
Ohio State is as consistently good as Nate Archibald is consistently attractive. Both are not without scandal and controversy, though. Remember the time former Ohio State Coach Jim Tressel resigned over the infamous tattoo scandal? Or the time when Nate was sleeping with Blair's boyfriend's stepmother who also happened to be sleeping together? Confusing, I know, but not enough to overshadow how much we like them.
Washington: Dan Humphrey
Never in my life have I met a hardcore Washington fan, and that's a lot considering I know some die-hard Iowa fans (Hi Uncle David!). Nobody really knows or cares much about them, like the Lonely Boy we all know and tolerate. They were good last season and had their chance, only to come in fourth place. It was a nice effort, but no one really cares. Who knows? Maybe Washington is going to start a Gossip Blog where they exposes all the other college football teams. NGL, I'd be here for it.
University of South Carolina: Vanessa Abrahams
Mind-bogglingly annoying and always getting mad about things that aren't actually relevant, Vanessa and the University of South Carolina share a lot of similarities. I could go into extensive detail about how these two get on everyone's last nerve, but you already know what I'm talking about.
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