Donald Trump asks Olivia Pope & Associates for help with campaigning in South Carolina. After Olivia's short vacation on 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, OPA has no choice but to take Trump as a client. They really need the money.
1. I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible.
2. People say, 'Mr. Trump, you’re not a nice person.' But actually I am.
3. Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country's representatives can figure out what is going on.
Clearly, OPA did not approve this campaign statement.
4. It has not been easy for me. I started off in Brooklyn. My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars.
That one time Donald was confused on what Olivia meant by “relate to your audience."
5. All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me -- consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected.
6. We will have so much winning if I get elected that you may get bored with winning.
7. We've had so many instances ... [in which] a child, a beautiful child went to have the vaccine, and came back and a week later had a tremendous fever, got very, very sick, now is autistic.
Afterward, Olivia had to explain to Donald, ya know, the actual facts.
8. I will build a great wall – and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me —and I'll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.
We all know that this OPA-Trump partnership would be shut down real quick. Let's take a moment to imagine what Olivia would say to Trump upon dropping his campaign. Presumably something wonderfully quote-(or GIF)-worthy. After all, Olivia Pope wears a white hat... Donald Trump wears a toupee.
