Well, 2016 is upon us. This is the year we have to vote for the least ridiculous of the presidential candidates. Personally, I'm still hoping someone will surprise us by joining the race late. But, the way it's looking, there is a slight chance that Donald Trump will be the next leader of our country. If that doesn't scare you, then I don't know what will. I'm proud to be an American, but I don't think I could handle Donald Trump as my leader. Here's what would happen if we were to vote Trump into office late this year:
1. His name would be in bold everywhere.
It’s easy to see that Donald Trump loves himself a little too much. We already see enough of it.
2. All of our tax dollars would be going to a wall.
Please explain to me how building a wall is a logical solution to illegal immigration??
3. If the President interrupts your favorite program for an important message, it might be more interesting then what you are watching.
Because Donald Trump speaks out of his ass 95% of the time.
4. All other countries would lose respect for the U.S.
Forget about being the greatest country in the world, we would be the greatest joke in the world.
5. Our first lady would be a former cover girl.
There should be some law against first ladies having previously posed naked.
6. We might as well kiss all our friends from different countries goodbye.
It doesn’t seem as if Trump will be welcoming them with open arms.
7. We should get used to his competition being described as “losers.”
Very mature.
8. All foreign affairs will solely rely on the amount of money made.
Because what else does Donald Trump really care about?
9. We will always be reminded that our president is “very rich.”
Not just rich, very rich.
10. We will be able to see four years of his toupee.
Lucky us.
11. But hey, at least, we’ll get to see more awkward rambling by Donald Trump.
