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15 Things Cats Would Say To Their Owners If They Could Talk

"If I fits, I sits."

Keelie Hughes
Jul 23, 2017
Stevenson University
9300
15 Things Cats Would Say To Their Owners If They Could Talk
I Love Cats

Cats are lovable creatures. Even though they can get snippy at times, they still love their humans. I am proud to say that I am a cat owner of 3 years. It's hard to believe that my cat was a stray before I had her. For those of us who have a cat, we may sometimes wonder what our cats would say if they could talk. It's an interesting thought. I have come up with some creative ideas on what the following cats would say if they could talk. Buckle up. It's going to be a purr-fect ride.

1. If I fits, I sits.

2. I'm not angry. This is just my face. #RBF


3. It's okay, buddy. Let it all out.


4. I love you, so let me bite the crap out of you.


5. I'm being cute, so can you pay attention to me now please?


6. HEEEEY! I'M OVER HERE!


7. Why are you looking at me like that? I didn't do it!


8. Hey human, how about a little privacy?


9. I have these things called claws and I'm not afraid to use them.

10. Uh oh. They caught me.

11. I'm just gonna sit here and sulk until my human comes back.


12. Don't let my cuteness fool you. I will scratch and bite you if you touch my belly.


13. Oh yeah! Right there! That's the spot!


14. You have CAT to be kitten me right meow!


15. CHEEEEEESE!

It would be interesting if we knew exactly what cats are saying when they meow, show certain body language, and make certain faces. If you are curious like me, don't be afraid to be creative with what you think your cat would say if it could talk. Go ahead. Let your creativity flow with your paw-some pet!

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