I love a good drink and good company with my girlfriends, but a few doses too many and I can’t handle some, while the others I suddenly get along more with! Can you handle one or several doses of your friend? It’s a guarantee that your favorite alcohol types will perfectly align with your core group of friends so choose wisely what you get drunk off of, because one of these may be you! You are what you drink!
1. Vodka
Shout out to that tough bitch of your group of friends. No matter what, you know you can always give her the truth straight and if she doesn’t like it she might cold shoulder you, but you see through her tough exterior!
2. Rum
This is your sweet friend. Whenever you’re having an average day you know she’ll come through and bring her mellowed out Coachella vibes with her, just enough energy to get you happy but not enough to make you go wild!
3. Tequila
We all know why we only have tequila nights every OTHER month. No, she doesn’t have to be your fiery Latina friend. But she certainly brings a level of crazy and unexpectedness whenever you hang out with her so you’re always prepared for a bit of a train wreck!
4. Gin/Whiskey
Welcome to the real world cause this girl is a boss lady. She’s sophisticated, smart, and all business. You hang out with her because with age she brings increasing wisdom one could only wish to have as a twenty-something!
5. Wine
Make sure you bring your box of tissues. As type-A as this friend may seem on the outside, you know at any moment she could go from smooth and elegant to emotionally unstable and suddenly sad as she contemplates every moment of her life up until now!
6. Beer
This is your day one homie. You know that with her you don’t have to do much, but also are up for outdoorsy activities at any time. After several weeks without talking you both can easily pick up where you left off and you don’t notice the passing time!
Time to go to the bar! Is it happy hour yet? If not, I’ll go find my friends.





















