If Different Alcohols Were Women | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Entertainment

If Different Alcohols Were Women

We're drunk in love.

If Different Alcohols Were Women

I love a good drink and good company with my girlfriends, but a few doses too many and I can’t handle some, while the others I suddenly get along more with! Can you handle one or several doses of your friend? It’s a guarantee that your favorite alcohol types will perfectly align with your core group of friends so choose wisely what you get drunk off of, because one of these may be you! You are what you drink!

1. Vodka

Shout out to that tough bitch of your group of friends. No matter what, you know you can always give her the truth straight and if she doesn’t like it she might cold shoulder you, but you see through her tough exterior!

2. Rum

This is your sweet friend. Whenever you’re having an average day you know she’ll come through and bring her mellowed out Coachella vibes with her, just enough energy to get you happy but not enough to make you go wild!

3. Tequila

We all know why we only have tequila nights every OTHER month. No, she doesn’t have to be your fiery Latina friend. But she certainly brings a level of crazy and unexpectedness whenever you hang out with her so you’re always prepared for a bit of a train wreck!

4. Gin/Whiskey

Welcome to the real world cause this girl is a boss lady. She’s sophisticated, smart, and all business. You hang out with her because with age she brings increasing wisdom one could only wish to have as a twenty-something!

5. Wine

Make sure you bring your box of tissues. As type-A as this friend may seem on the outside, you know at any moment she could go from smooth and elegant to emotionally unstable and suddenly sad as she contemplates every moment of her life up until now!

6. Beer

This is your day one homie. You know that with her you don’t have to do much, but also are up for outdoorsy activities at any time. After several weeks without talking you both can easily pick up where you left off and you don’t notice the passing time!

Time to go to the bar! Is it happy hour yet? If not, I’ll go find my friends.

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Entertainment

Every Girl Needs To Listen To 'She Used To Be Mine' By Sara Bareilles

These powerful lyrics remind us how much good is inside each of us and that sometimes we are too blinded by our imperfections to see the other side of the coin, to see all of that good.

Every Girl Needs To Listen To 'She Used To Be Mine' By Sara Bareilles

The song was sent to me late in the middle of the night. I was still awake enough to plug in my headphones and listen to it immediately. I always did this when my best friend sent me songs, never wasting a moment. She had sent a message with this one too, telling me it reminded her so much of both of us and what we have each been through in the past couple of months.

Keep Reading...Show less
Zodiac wheel with signs and symbols surrounding a central sun against a starry sky.

What's your sign? It's one of the first questions some of us are asked when approached by someone in a bar, at a party or even when having lunch with some of our friends. Astrology, for centuries, has been one of the largest phenomenons out there. There's a reason why many magazines and newspapers have a horoscope page, and there's also a reason why almost every bookstore or library has a section dedicated completely to astrology. Many of us could just be curious about why some of us act differently than others and whom we will get along with best, and others may just want to see if their sign does, in fact, match their personality.

Keep Reading...Show less
Entertainment

20 Song Lyrics To Put A Spring Into Your Instagram Captions

"On an island in the sun, We'll be playing and having fun"

Person in front of neon musical instruments; glowing red and white lights.
Photo by Spencer Imbrock on Unsplash

Whenever I post a picture to Instagram, it takes me so long to come up with a caption. I want to be funny, clever, cute and direct all at the same time. It can be frustrating! So I just look for some online. I really like to find a song lyric that goes with my picture, I just feel like it gives the picture a certain vibe.

Here's a list of song lyrics that can go with any picture you want to post!

Keep Reading...Show less
Chalk drawing of scales weighing "good" and "bad" on a blackboard.
WP content

Being a good person does not depend on your religion or status in life, your race or skin color, political views or culture. It depends on how good you treat others.

We are all born to do something great. Whether that be to grow up and become a doctor and save the lives of thousands of people, run a marathon, win the Noble Peace Prize, or be the greatest mother or father for your own future children one day. Regardless, we are all born with a purpose. But in between birth and death lies a path that life paves for us; a path that we must fill with something that gives our lives meaning.

Keep Reading...Show less
Facebook Comments