I’m writing this article as I sit here glaring enviously at my own cat’s life of luxury. Plus, adulating is hard. If it weren’t for the villanization of cats in mass media, I would rather be a cat than human. I mean... think about it. They have life easy.
1. First and foremost, you can sleep wherever you want whenever you want, in whatever position you want to.
2. Suitcases are game too.
3. And boxes.
4. ...and more boxes.
5. Not to mention basking in the sun.
6. And you don’t have to worry about the election, although it still annoys you.
7. Or any other important life choices.
8. You can just sleep. All day.
9. Even though you’re lazy and sleep all day, you still have the reflexes of a ninja.
10. Act aloof towards everything and everyone because you don’t have to act like you care and no one expects that from you.
11. And annoy your humans.
12. Yet they still make memes out of you anyways because you’re a cat.
Regardless, cats are the best.
