I never thought that I would have to worry about surviving a clown epidemicin my life, yet one is supposedly spreading throughout the United States, Canada and even the United Kingdom. In order to survive this epidemic, here's a list 8 things for you to do:
- Develop really good punching skills. You should be able to find something in your room that's firm enough to train you to punch a clown effectively. And remember to always aim for the nose. In fact, did you know that if a shark attacks you and you punch its nose, it will swim away from you? It's because the nose is the most sensitive part of the body. That was just a fun fact for you.
- If you ever come face-to-face with a clown, become the clown! In other words, act really scary and intimidating. If you start running after the clown afterwards, the clown will most likely run away from you.
- Learn how to scream really loud. If a clown is chasing you, you should scream as loud as you can so that other people nearby hear you. If you attract attention, they will help fight the clown for you.
- You should watch as many clown movies as possible, so that you can practice not being afraid of clowns. However, if you feel more frightened of clowns after watching some scary clown movies, then you should stop.
- Develop really good hiding skills. Behind trees and underneath a pile of leaves are really good hiding spots, by the way.
- Never go outside alone, especially if you are in a clown-dense area. After all, chasing after two people is harder than chasing after one. Likewise, fighting two people at once is more difficult than fighting just one person.
- Because the clown epidemic technically spread in the mountainous areas, maybe you should stay away from hiking in the mountains. After all, all of the horror movies I've seen love to use the mountains as a haven for serial killers and monsters.
- If you think that your home is the safest place, then you should learn how to live off of canned foods.
For some reason, the clowns are not going away. Hopefully, they will leave after Halloween. My point is, do not be afraid of the clowns. Be proactive and do something so that you will not feel scared of them.
