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How To Get A Zaddy

So what is a zaddy?

Baileigh Noell James
Jan 30, 2017
Virginia Commonwealth University
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How To Get A Zaddy
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If you're reading this article then you're probably here for one of two reasons:

1. You're here educating yourself on how to obtain the ultimate zaddy.

2. You want to know what the heck a zaddy is.

My personal definition of a zaddy is someone who is so undeniably attractive that you can't even form the correct pronunciation to actually say "daddy". To those who may not know about the current trend, it's very popular to call your boo-thang or the random guy in your BUSN 202 class zaddy/daddy. Do not ask me why this is popular, I honestly have no idea. It's a little weird but I've grown to accept it. Feel free to google what a zaddy really is, but only do it at your own risk.

Now back to addressing my first point. Now that we know what a zaddy is, I'll show you some examples of guys that are "zaddy worthy" (in my personal opinion).

1. Zaddy Zayn (Zayn Malik)


2. Zaddy Zack (Zac Efron)


3. Zaddy in my business class (unfortunately, I am not creepyenough to upload a picture of him because well... I'm pretty it wouldn't end well for me).

So now that you know what a zaddy looks like, let's talk about how to obtain one:



You just be yourself!

It's really that simple. Trust me, anyone you think is attractive is your zaddy. Don't go try and look for one! The minute you stop looking for someone to walk into your life, they will. It all just talks a little patience.

So go out, be yourself, and get the ZADDY that you deserve boo!


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