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How To Annoy Your Brother

Tried and true ways to get on your brother's nerves.

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How To Annoy Your Brother

Don't get me wrong, I love my brother to death. He is my role model and my best friend and my little nugget. But there is nothing more satisfying than pushing his buttons until he cracks. Here are some great ways to push him over the edge.

1. Ask him about his feelings.

Trust me, he will hate this.


2. Make small talk.


3. Ask him about his dating life.


4. Steal his clothes.

There is nothing comfier than oversized sweatshirts and plaid button-ups that you can wear with leggings


5. Finish his food.

To be extra annoying, don't order your own thing. Just ask you brother if you can try a bite, and proceed to eat more than half of his food.


6. Leave his door partway open.

First make sure he's already asleep, then go into his room, preferably to steal his clothes. As you are leaving, keep the door at least an inch open so light streams onto his eyes. He will love this.


7. Put makeup on him

Better yet, post the picture on social media.


8. Tell his friends that he used to play barbies with you

Find every opportunity to let all his closest guy friends aware of his love for Groovy Girls and Dora the Explorer.


9. Laugh obnoxiously at your computer every five minutes

Play some New Girl on Hulu and cackle out loud so he can hear you across the house. After he asks you to stop, giggle occasionally just to remind him you're still having a blast.


10. Dig up baby pictures


Find the best baby pictures your pack-rat dad has kept. Then post them all over your brother's door. :D


11. Take embarrassing pictures of him

12. Tell him you love him!!!

Brothers are the best. They are always there for you when you need them and they'll fight anyone to protect you.

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