It's no secret that every Potterhead in the history of forever wept tears of joy when JK Rowling announced she would be publishing the 8th Harry Potter book, "Harry Potter and the Cursed Child." This is by far the best news I've heard all year, and should be for every other American that can't witness the beauty of the play in London. I think I'm speaking for everyone when I say the following is an exact replica of the progression of our feelings upon hearing our childhoods aren't over yet!
1. When you first hear the news and you aren't sure if it's a joke
2. So you start to do some research for yourself...
3. And when you discover the truth it hits you slowly
4. Then all at once!
5. And even when non-fans ask "What's the big deal?"
6. We don't let it get us down!
7. We even start fraternizing with the enemy
8. And it's all fun and games until...
9. You realize it doesn't come out until July 31
10. Which is actually quite a nice way to celebrate the Potter/Rowling birthday
11. But how will we make it 5 whole months?!
12. I think Lupin was on to something
13. Because this is what my life will consist of until I finally have that precious literature in my hands
Even though it's going to be pure torture trying to make it until July without crying and having a mental breakdown, I can guarantee it will be worth the wait. Join me in rereading the series until then!




































