Yes, I'm A Typical Coffee Shop Cliche

Yes, I'm A Typical Coffee Shop Cliche

I'm unashamedly loco for hot coco.


Have you ever been judged before in your life? Of course, you have! I'm not talking about being judged for what you wear or how old you are to do something. What I am talking about is being judged on what you order at a coffee shop.

Yes, the typical white girl judgment card. I love to see people's reactions when I tell them I want a hot chocolate when I go to Starbucks or Caribou. Yes, I am one of those white girls that order hot chocolate at a coffee shop and I am proud of it. Go ahead judge me all you want but I don't like the taste of coffee. I would rather get caffeine from a soda. Before you judge let me explain myself. Coffee to me has a bitter and strong taste for me. I like it with a flavored creamer in it, but I would rather drink the flavoring because I add so much it's a waste to get coffee.

Coffee shops are so versatile. I mean why else do they have hot chocolate on the menu. It's a hot drink that people love in the winter too. I feel like hot chocolate drinkers don't get enough credit. As soon as it gets warm its all about the coffee lovers. Trust me, if you're a coffee lover, I still like you.

OK, I like my hot chocolate simple. Just the way I am. I like hot chocolate just the way it is with whipped cream on top and if you ever want to make me happy the more whipped cream the better. I don't get all crazy and add marshmallows to it. That's a whole other story.

So, go ahead and judge me because I am as white as can be when it comes to ordering at a coffee shop. I am glad to appreciate the term "white girl."

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14 Signs You're The Pickiest Eater You Know

5. Your family asks you where you want to go eat because they know you're the hardest to please.

Being a picky eater is a serious struggle. It's impossible to find somewhere to eat and when you do, you usually get something off the kid's menu. If you're a picky eater like me, or know someone who is, let's relate and see how picky you actually are!

1. Chicken tenders are your favorite food.

2. You're invited to someone else's house and they prepare their meal around your liking and if they don't, you have to pretend that you like it.

3. Anytime a hamburger on the menu has a lot of extra stuff added, you order a plain patty with two buns. And the waitress looks at you like...

4. Potatoes are considered your favorite "vegetable."

5. Your family asks you where you want to go eat because they know you're the hardest to please.

6. It overwhelms you when people put too many toppings on a pizza.

7. No matter your age, you always go for the kid's menu first.

8. When someone tries to get you to try something new...

9. You like your cake plain. What's that white stuff anyway?


10. You like a total of 3 types of candy.

11. Everyone trusts your opinion of what's good and what's not.

12. You bring your own lunch with you 99% of the time.

13. If someone asks you to eat with them out, you immediately check the menu online to make sure something is on there that you will eat.

14. You know you can never go wrong with Chick-Fil-A.

Even if you are the pickiest eater you know, that's okay. And if you're the person that has a person who has the pickiest eater in mind right now, don't judge. Just remember, we don't complain about what you eat.

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