Let’s just start things off by saying that Miley’s recently dropped album is a complete transformation from anything she has done in the past. Obviously, we all know the Hannah Montana days are dead and gone, but Miley Cyrus & Her Dead Petz makes Bangerz seem tame in comparison.
On this new album Miley favors psychedelic rock beats over the sound of her own voice, as her previously known talent is put up in question by her monotonous vocals on this new album.
Dead Petz came as a shock and surprise to most everyone, I mean who really knew she was going to drop an album at the VMAs? Yet, I think we can all agree that despite the album’s weirdness, it is a soundtrack of Miley just bein’ Miley. And while I found every song on Bangerz to be complete jams, Miley Cyrus & Her Dead Petz made me cringe a lot while listening.
1. Dooo It!
Essentially an anthem about this album, smoking pot and how Miley definitely no longer cares what people think (if she ever did before).
2. Karen Don’t Be Sad
This song just really makes me wonder who Karen is, but this song is perfect if you are in a really angst-filled mood. As in I would actually suggest listening to this song more than the obligatory once-over.
3. The Floyd Song (Sunrise)
For all of those who are not aware the "Floyd," Miley is referring to in this song is her former husky who passed away a year ago (a la Her Dead Petz ). However, this does not seem like a song of mourning, as Miley’s vocals are drowned out by what sounds like a GarageBand project gone bad.
4. Something About Space Dude
"Something About Space Dude” just sounds like something you would say (and probably listen to) when you are high out of your mind.
5. Space Boots
If you ever needed a break-up anthem for your recent break-up with an astronaut, look no further.
6. F**** F***** Up
This song is really messed up in the sense that it reminds me of something the wangsterz from my high school would rap wearing gum wrappers as grills, in order to convince themselves they had any sense of street cred.
7. BB Talk
BB Talk reminds me of something that could have been on Bangerz. It is actually a good song. Here’s to hoping Miley’s lyrics about her last guy was not about Liam Hemsworth, because I don’t know if I am ever going to get over that breakup.
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8. Fweaky
#MikeWillMadeIt so it actually has a somewhat decent background mix. Yet, this is a song that could have used something louder to cover up Miley’s voice.
9. Bang Me Box
Is this song about her....? Because to be honest this song creeps me out a little lot.
10. Milky Milky Milk
"Milky Milky Milk" makes me cringe. Who, besides Miley, would think to write a song about breast milk? #freethenip¿
11. Slab of Butter (Scorpion) (Featuring Sarah Barthel of Phantogram)
Through this song Miley really describes how Paula Deen probably feels like on a hot day: like a "Slab of Butter."
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12. I’m So Drunk
“I’m So Drunk,” reminds you of your friend who always says she is drunk, but never really is that drunk.
13. I Forgive Yiew
“I forgive yiew, but I forget yiew.” Definitely the best lyric throughout this entire album, and I hope it was inspired by the famous Lauren Conrad line in The Hills.
14. I Get So Scared
Anyone who has gone through a bad break-up can relate to this song, it captures the fear of never being able to get over someone. To be honest, who could ever get over Liam Hemsworth and his dreamy accent?
15. Lighter
If Miley was Taylor Swift, this song would probably get a dramatic music video about two people slowly falling in love. But Miley isn’t Taylor Swift, so if “Lighter” ever gets a music video, expect nudity and drugs.
16. Tangerine (featuring Big Sean)
I can confirm this song is not about the fruit, and I am slightly disappointed that tangerine’s still do not have their own anthem.
17. Tiger Dreams (Featuring Ariel Pink)
The “dreams” part of “Tiger Dreams” refers to the fact that this song will definitely help you fall asleep at night.
18. Evil Is But A Shadow
“Evil Is But A Shadow,” sounds like a song that was composed during a meditating session because that just seems like a Miley thing to do.
19. Cyrus Skies
This song reminds me of a mix between Lana Del Rey’s monotonous voice and the American Horror Story intro-song. Also, why wish for blue skies when you can have "Cyrus Skies."
20. 1 Sun
I think this may be the new anthem for The Happy Hippie Foundation, more importantly this is definitely the song to listen to on Dead Petz.
21. Miley Tibetan Bowlzzz
Miley low-key sounds like Tarzan screaming in the song; anyone else ready for a “Wrecking Ball” music video part two?
22. Pablow The Blowfish
“Pablow The Blowfish,” just makes me wish someone would love me as much as Miley seems to love all of her pets.
23. Twinkle Song
The best part about this song is that it is the last one on the album; meaning that as soon as it is over you can blast some Hannah Montana (just don't let Miley know we really miss her old music).
