Hometown Survival Guide: Christmas Break Edition | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Entertainment

Hometown Survival Guide: Christmas Break Edition

12
Hometown Survival Guide: Christmas Break Edition

It’s the most wonderful time of the year: FINALS ARE OVER! After all-nighters, pizza binges, hysterical crying and making enough note cards that you don’t know if your hand will ever un-cramp you have made it through (mostly) unfazed. 

Now it’s time to pack your bags and head to the most wonderful place around: home. Your head dances with visions of home cooked meals and a fridge that never runs empty. You can’t think of any place you’d rather be, that is until you actually remember where it is located… your hometown. 

While I truly agree that there is nothing better than being home for the holidays, that doesn’t mean you are going to enjoy every second of it. After living on a college campus where literally every second of your existence is filled to the brim with activities and your favorite people to experience them with, your hometown just falls a bit short. Where are all my favorite bars? Where are the tail gates? What happened to the theme parties? Do we even have a movie theatre?! And let’s not forget, that basically every person you went to high school with is now within essentially a 5-mile radius of you.

Thankfully, I’ve created a list of things you need to ensure you have a fun and awkward encounter free holiday break: 

1. A Netflix subscription

While I think this is essential simply for day-to-day human function, a Netflix is truly a priceless commodity on my stints away from campus. With all responsibilities being thrown out the window for the time being, one has way too much time to partake in daytime television viewing. After a few days of nothing but cooking shows, infomercials and soap operas you thought stopped airing years ago you start to realize why these shows were not given a prime time viewing spot. You almost consider pulling out a textbook to read just to spice things up. 

Stop the madness. Save yourself. Save someone else. Buy a Netflix subscription and share it with the ones you love. The best way to share Christmas cheer is by binge watching every Christmas special available to you. 

2. A pair of oversized sunglasses

We all know it. We all dread it. The awkward high school reunion that happens every time you leave your house over winter break. Whether it’s a quick stop at the grocery store, dinner at your favorite Mexican restaurant, or a quick stroll around town to take in the Christmas charm... 9.5 times out of 10 you will run into an old high school acquaintance, and it will be awful. You’ll both begin the courteous exchange of, “How’s it going, how’s school, what are you doing nowadays?” until you both exhaust all possible small talk topics and proceed to find any excuse to continue on your way. 

This is why oversized sunglasses are absolutely necessary. Throw on a pair of these and a beanie on your way out the door and you’ll be good to carry on your errands in peace. Maybe even go full ski mask if you’re really committing to it. 

3. Wine (and lots of it)

Since dollar bomb Thursdays are no longer a regular staple of your weekly agenda, you have to find classier ways to keep your nights interesting. A glass of wine or two with dinner can be a lovely substitution, as well as convincing your parents to buy all those fancy beers you’ve been dying to try but too cheap to purchase for yourself. If you wanna make it really fun, take a drink for every time your parents ask you about your future, grades, or question what you are doing with your life. For all the underage readers out there, pop that sparkling cider and godspeed to you all.

4. A hobby

With loads of free time of your hands and no silly classes to distract you, the holidays are a perfect time to take up something new or reignite your passion in something you’ve tossed aside while at college. Whether you spend hours a day crafting a day for your future little, pull out that old guitar, or attempt to achieve the high rank of trivia crack, you really can’t go wrong. 

5. A perfectly planned reunion with your friends the moment you all return

For me, the countdown to see my friends again literally begins as soon as I leave them, so what better way to make the time go faster than to plan the perfect post break party. Coordinate outfits, develop a theme, discuss how many bottles of Andre should be purchased (per person), and basically blow up that group text so much your besties basically feel like you never left in the first place. <3 <3 <3 

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Entertainment

Every Girl Needs To Listen To 'She Used To Be Mine' By Sara Bareilles

These powerful lyrics remind us how much good is inside each of us and that sometimes we are too blinded by our imperfections to see the other side of the coin, to see all of that good.

661970
Every Girl Needs To Listen To 'She Used To Be Mine' By Sara Bareilles

The song was sent to me late in the middle of the night. I was still awake enough to plug in my headphones and listen to it immediately. I always did this when my best friend sent me songs, never wasting a moment. She had sent a message with this one too, telling me it reminded her so much of both of us and what we have each been through in the past couple of months.

Keep Reading...Show less
Zodiac wheel with signs and symbols surrounding a central sun against a starry sky.

What's your sign? It's one of the first questions some of us are asked when approached by someone in a bar, at a party or even when having lunch with some of our friends. Astrology, for centuries, has been one of the largest phenomenons out there. There's a reason why many magazines and newspapers have a horoscope page, and there's also a reason why almost every bookstore or library has a section dedicated completely to astrology. Many of us could just be curious about why some of us act differently than others and whom we will get along with best, and others may just want to see if their sign does, in fact, match their personality.

Keep Reading...Show less
Entertainment

20 Song Lyrics To Put A Spring Into Your Instagram Captions

"On an island in the sun, We'll be playing and having fun"

558426
Person in front of neon musical instruments; glowing red and white lights.
Photo by Spencer Imbrock on Unsplash

Whenever I post a picture to Instagram, it takes me so long to come up with a caption. I want to be funny, clever, cute and direct all at the same time. It can be frustrating! So I just look for some online. I really like to find a song lyric that goes with my picture, I just feel like it gives the picture a certain vibe.

Here's a list of song lyrics that can go with any picture you want to post!

Keep Reading...Show less
Chalk drawing of scales weighing "good" and "bad" on a blackboard.
WP content

Being a good person does not depend on your religion or status in life, your race or skin color, political views or culture. It depends on how good you treat others.

We are all born to do something great. Whether that be to grow up and become a doctor and save the lives of thousands of people, run a marathon, win the Noble Peace Prize, or be the greatest mother or father for your own future children one day. Regardless, we are all born with a purpose. But in between birth and death lies a path that life paves for us; a path that we must fill with something that gives our lives meaning.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments