20 Relateable Holla-Day Moments As Told By 'The Santa Clause'

20 Relateable Holla-Day Moments As Told By 'The Santa Clause'

Tim Allen knows how your holiday is going.
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We all know "The Santa Clause" is the best Christmas movie of all time. We all know Tim Allen makes the best Santa. It is just such a relatable movie! Here's why:

1. We all feel like Veronica when we've gotten all dolled up for a "holla day" party:

2. We all feel like Scott when he gets on the scale in the morning (after a nice Christmas Dinner):

3. We all feel like this studying for finals:

4. When you finally get together with your hometown squad, you walk in everywhere like you're about to have the best Christmas since the invention of the ball:


5. When your mom drives a car like Charlie drove the sleigh the first time:

6. When your family is a mess at Christmas but you're obligated to go spend time with them:

7. When you try to be nice but get turned down in a Christmas themed:

8. When you ask who was kissing mommy underneath the mistletoe:

9. That fear when you find your dad's boxers:

10. When the kids get mad that you ate all of Santa's cookies:

11. When it's that New Years Resolution season:

12. When you step on the frozen driveway after a few too many eggnogs:

13. When you step into a conversation you shouldn't and you feel like you just burnt your hand on the turkey:

14. When you're trying to hold on to your sanity during family Christmas:

15. When you want all the Christmas cookies but your conscience tells you that you have to share:

16. When that one relative asks you same question every year and the answer never changes:

17. When you drink too much eggnog and everyone decides to put you to bed and go home:

18. When tell kids you watched The Santa Clause originally on VHS... and they ask "What is VHS?"

19. When you're trying to enjoy Christmas and your email blows up with pre-semester assignments:

20. When you watch The Santa Clause and realize Tim Allen is MY Santa Claus.

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Vine may be dead but Vine references live on. I still watch Vine threads AT LEAST twice a day. Here are 75 of the most quotable vines:

1. "Ooooooo, he needs some milk."

2. "Hi, welcome to Chili's."

3. "It is Wednesday, my dudes."

4. "Country boy, I love you ahhhwweelhwh..."

5. "Escalera oooooooaaaa!"

6. "F**k ya chicken strips!"

7. "Barbecue sauce on my titties."

8. "Gimme your F**KING money!"

9. "That was legitness."

10. "Ms. Keisha, MS. KEISHA! Oh my f**king God, she f**king dead."

11. "Fre-sha-vocado."

12. "Staaaahp! I coulda dropped my croissant!"

13. "That's my OPINION."

14. "You're not my dad, ugly ass f**king noodle head."

15. "What the f**k, Richard."

16. "This bitch empty, YEET!"

17. "Road work ahead? Yeah, I sure hope it does."

18. "What up, I'm Jared I'm 19, and I never f**king learned how to read."

19. "Um, I'm never been to oovoo javer."

20. "My God, they were roommates."

21. "Why are you running, why are you running?"

22. "Whoever threw that paper, your mom's a hoe."

23. "I can't swim."

24. "Lebron James."

25. "It's an avocado, thanksssss..."

26. "Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick."

27. "Watch your profanity."

28. "I love you bitch, I ain't never gonna stop loving you, biiiiiitch."

29. "What are thoooooose?"

30. "I smell like beef."

31. "You better stop."

32. "What the F**K IS UP KYLE?"

33. "Come get y'all juice."

34. "Two bros, chilling in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cause they're not gay."

35. "So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?"

36. "I wanna be a cowboy, baby."

37. "Why you always lying?"

38. "Nice Ron" "I sneezed, oh, what, am I not allowed to sneeze?"

39. "I'm washing me and my clothes."

40. "Honey, you've got a big storm coming."

41. "XOXO, gossip girl."

42. "Shoutout to all the pear."

43. "A potato flew around my room before you came."

44. "Chipotle is my life."

45. "Look at all those chickens!"

46. "YOU BETTER STOP."

47. "I like turtles."

48. "It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life, watermelon, INSIDE A WATERMELON."

49. "Deez nuts, HA GOT EM?"

50. "F**k you, I don't want no ravioli."

51. "21."

52. "I'm in my mum's car, broom broom."

53. "Iridocyclitis."

54. "You know what, I'm about to say it."

55. "That is NOT correct."

56. "Uh, I'm not finished" "Oh my God, can you let me do what I need to do?"

57. "I have osteoporosis."

58. "ADAM."

59. "Merry Chrysler."

60. "Wait a minute, who ARE you?"

61. "Try me, bitch."

62. "When will you learn, THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES?"

63. "I didn't get no sleep cause of y'all, y'all not gone get no sleep cause of me!"

64. "Do you want to go see Uncle Cracker or no?"

65. "So no head?"

66. "You got eczema."

67. "I am shooketh."

68. "Hey my name is Trey, I have a basketball game tomorrow."

69. "Can I PLEASE get a waffle?"

70. "There is only one thing worse than a rapist." "A child."

71. "Ah f**k, I can't believe you've done this."

72. "Bitch, I hope the f**k you do."

73. "Two shots of vodka."

74. "F**k off Janet, I'm not going to your f**king baby shower."

75. "JEEEEEZ, Jesus Christ."

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