Every student in any major at college has a unique personality which led them to choosing their future career. So basically what I’m saying is, everyone is different in every way. That includes their drink of choice at the bar. Does your major go with what you buy at the bar? Probably has some similarities if you give it thought. From personal experience of knowing people with different majors than myself, I have concluded a list of drinks that match with majors.
1. Business
Grey Goose Martini- Dirty, because it’s classy but has a hint of filth. This seems to be something a guy in a suit and tie would order after a very long, and sh*tty day. They would order it dirty if they’re one of those business people who is really into money.
2. Psychology
The French 75, because the study of the brain can be super intriguing, and you never know what you’re going to get out of it. This drink is a step up from the mimosa, including gin, sugar, lemon juice and champagne.
3. Nursing
Wine, because I just feel like you guys really, really like wine. Always on Snapchat like, “about to crack open my 5th bottle of wine because nursing.” No judgement, I don’t blame ya.
4. Biology
Big Green Bloody, because it’s green and earthy. It includes Caliche Rum, and is garnished usually with a banana chip or fried plantain chip. To me it looks like a bunch of plants blended into a smoothie.
5. Communication
El Presidente, because it just makes sense. This one is a step up from a rum and coke, and I personally feel like that’s a very sociable drink. It won’t get you hammered, but it’s a relaxing drink that gets you talking. And we study communication so… we talk a lot and tend to be social media junkies.
6. Education
Candy Cocktails, because kids love candy and you work with kids. Makes perfect sense right? Right. You go right ahead and grade those tests while sucking down this thing. The comments in the side-margins will get really interesting.
7. Criminal Justice
Bloody Mary Cocktail, because you just witnessed the scene of a crime.
8. English
Bluemoon, because after writing an ungodly amount of research papers within a one-month span you need nothing more than to crack open a beer with a citrus tang to it.
9. History
Old Fashioned, because I feel like this one goes way back when along with history.
10. Music
Cosmopolitan, because it’s glamorous looking like musicians. Microphone in one hand, and a pink sparkling glass in the other.
11. Philosophy
Long Island Iced Tea, because, well here’s my theory. When it comes to philosophy, you have to think LONG and hard. You will also be thinking long and hard the next morning about why you consumed so many of these. And I’m sure you’ll come up with a rational, yet debatable explanation while running around in a circle.
12. Political Science
Red White & Blue Shot, because God bless America. Doesn’t Trump just want to make you down like 50 of these? Yeah same.
13. Speech Pathology
Four Loko… Caution: will give you a bit of a speech impediment.
14. Theatre
Henry’s Hard Soda, because they’re hip and y’all theatre kids are so hip.
15. Women & Gender Studies
Pink Moscato, because it’s classy as hell and we some classy ladies.
Bottoms up.
