I hate my roommates. No, really. They’re actually the worst. They are so inconsiderate, loud, messy, and annoying. Don’t worry guys, I have a list, this is a full-on rant.

1. They are so inconsiderate

They are constantly doing things like cleaning up after themselves. Haven’t they considered I would prefer to do all of their cleaning for them?

2. They are incredibly loud

They’re always laughing with each other and with me. Who does that?

3. They're punny

Ew. Just ew.

4. They're messy

They cover the apartment with things like balloons and decorations. Excuse me, I like my walls empty and sad.

5. They're boring

They’re always telling jokes and funny stories. *Yawn*

6. They are always pushing me around

Like towards my dreams and goals in life. I do not appreciate it, at all.

7. They are so nosey

They’re constantly asking me things like, “How was your day?” or “How are you doing?” Ugh, get out of my business.

8. They treat me like a child

Excuse me, I’m 21. I don’t need you making me dinner, giving me medicine when I’m sick, bringing me tea. I’m an adult, thank you.

9. They're know-it-alls

God, you go to UCLA, we know. You don’t have to be so damn smart all of the time!

10. They are SO distracting

How dare they have interesting conversations I want to be a part of? Can’t they see I”m trying to do work here? I didn’t want to spend 4 hours on the couch having great conversation, yet, here I am.

11. They tell me what to do

Like write this damn article, which was obviously a terrible idea.

All jokes aside, I hate my roommates only because I love them so much. College is a lot less stressful when you get to come home to incredible people every day. Thank you, roomies, for being the best, and putting up with my consistent terrible jokes and sarcasm. I love you all.