Ever think about all the ridiculous things we go through on a daily basis just because we’re girls? Or maybe you just listen to Beyoncé’s “If I Were a Boy” and think ‘Wow. I wouldn’t have to deal with a whole lot of BS if were a guy? Yeah, me too. That’s why I made a basic list of why being a guy would just make life so much easier. I’m positive at least once in your life, or once a week, you wish that you were a boy.

1. The obvious, no period.

No cramps, no PMS, no food cravings. Imagine not worrying about when you need to restock on pads and tampons? Heavenly.

2. No worrying about getting pregnant.

Guys can literally bang any Anne, Mary and Lisa they want and not have to stress and worry about when they’re supposed to get their period or being pregnant. I mean unless they don’t use a condom, then they’ll have to take care of the mom and the baby… but that’s another story.

3. No negative double standard and no slut shaming.

As always, if a guy has sex with three girls in one night, his friends will praise him like he’s a god. He’ll be seen as a guy that gets girls (to guys that is… girls will see him as a f***boy). But what happens if a girl has sex with more than one guy basically ever? (Hint: She won’t be praised).

4. Less judgment in general.

Honestly, who really notices a guy’s outfit or hair over a girl’s outfit and hair? That’s what I thought.

5. No worrying about hair, outfits or makeup.

It’s actually ridiculous how easy it is for guys to get ready for class, dates, or even going to a bar. They maybe run a brush through their hair, put on their jeans and t-shirt they wore last night and tada! They’re all ready. My boyfriend gets ready in about seven minutes and I kid you not, it takes me 25-minutes to do my hair, 45-minutes to do my makeup, and basically all day to pick out an outfit which I will probably end up changing last minute anyway.

6. Have you ever noticed it takes guys like five seconds to pee?

Yeah that’s just another thing added to the list.

7. No worries about boobs or butts.

The only thing that guys need to worry about girls’ assets is whether he has a good view or not. Girls judge other girls on their butt and cup size but all guys want to do is take a peek. I’m just stating facts.

8. Easier to get jobs/promotions.

What all girls will realize very quickly, if you have not noticed it yet, is that often employers will choose a guy over a girl for a position or promotions. It’s just an unfair fact of life.

9. No worries bout cat calling, getting hit on by creepy old men and feeling safe.

No right minded old man is going to try to hit on and cat call a dude. Period. I mean, they might get hit on by older women but most of them are cougars and some guys dig that. Also, no offense to my ladies, but guys are less vulnerable than women, so feeling safe would be normal if you were a guy.

Yes, these are all valid reasons to hate guys now.