There are only a couple weeks left of "The Bachelor" season 24 and we barely know anything more than we did last week — other than Peter probably had sex with everyone left on the show *except* Madison.
But even given that information, it kinda seems like Madison will still walk away winning it all. If not her, then maybe Peter keeps the bad decisions going throughout the entire seasons and ends up shocking the world and picking Victoria F.
OR MAYBE HANNAH B. COMES BACK ONE MORE TIME THIS SEASON FOR THE ULTIMATE PLOT TWIST.
Regardless of what happens, there is one scenario I just cannot see playing out: Hannah Ann getting the last rose.
Here are 10 reasons why Hannah Ann isn't even the likeliest "Hannah" to end up with Peter:
1. She is always crying.
And not in a compelling dramatic way for Peter like Victoria F. does. Hannah Ann just cries.
2. Too much drama is a bad thing, but so is no drama, especially in bachelor world.
Other than writing each other cute post-it notes, have Hannah Ann and Peter had one conversation of importance that you can recall?
3. Getting her heart crushed by Peter could finally give her the narrative she needs to be a future bachelorette.
Maybe this is just the start of Hannah Ann's journey.
4. Her screen time is always behind the other leading ladies.
Not a great sign.
5. She was too quick with the trigger in dropping the L-bomb with Peter.
We know Peter likes hard-to-get, and Hannah Ann has not been that.
6. Hannah B. already came back once this season.
Would it really surprise you if she came back one more time to be with Peter for good?
7. Even Victoria F.'s fantasy suite night seemed like it went better than Hannah Ann's did.
It sure seems like Peter slept with both Victoria F. and Hannah Ann, but only Victoria F. was shown having pillow talk with a shirtless Peter the next morning. It came off a more glowing review from the producers of the night before than Hannah Ann got.
8. She's too nice.
Sure Madison is nice, too — but she's also out here giving Peter sex ultimatums. Hannah Ann just... exists.
9. Peter is destined to make this guy, Hannah Ann's dad, even more big mad:
10. It would be too safe of a decision for Peter.
We know by now this is not how Peter flies.