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Halloween: Young Adult Edition

just trying to drink pumpkin spiced rum in my vampire outfit, IS THAT SO WRONG?

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Halloween: Young Adult Edition

Halloween. The holiday that is second only to Black Friday (I actually have a serious shopping problem that I should probably address in the near future). It's officially my third Halloween weekend in college and I like to pretend that I know what I'm doing. However, nights out never go as planned and Halloween is even worse because their are costumes involved. Although its one of my favorite holidays, I'm always positive I'll wake up the next morning with a missing piece of my dignity, and only half my costume.

6 P.M. I need to shower, do my ellaborate makeup, make sure the cute guys are going, and put on my incredibly tight outfit, tonight is going to be so stressful. WHERE IS MY DRINK. I NEED A DRINK.

7 P.M. Okay I'm fine, it's fine. I will just drink IN the shower and save some time.

7:05 P.M. Ugh I really don't feeling like shaving. But I definately should because what if there's a cute guy. I'm gonna need another drink. This may take awhile.

8:00 P.M. HOW ARE ALL MY ROOMMATES READY.

8:30 P.M. Why did I think I could recreate this Halloween makeup from a Youtube Video.

9:00 P.M. Well, now I'm drunk and no longer care what I look like.

10:00 P.M. At this point you've made out with half the Justice Leaugue, you need to leave the pregame.

11:00 P.M. You're best friend, the sexy kitty, has the spins in the uber, only bad things can come of this.

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12:00 A.M. Have you been letting Chewbacca buy you Halloween themed drinks all night? Yes. Has he also been make mating calls towards you ? Yes.

1:00 A.M. Things have really escalated, your vampire red lipstick is all over your face and you just tried fight a witch.

2:00 A.M. Trying to convince all of your friends that the guy you were talking to all night was actually really attractive (I promise you, he wasn't).

2:15 A.M. Oh you ended up at a pizza place wearing only half your costume? Not surprised.

3:00 A.M. Damn. That is your bed. That is a nice looking bed. I'm not gonna take anything off or get under the covers, I'm gonna sleep right here.

9:00 A.M. Well I missed my first class, and oh, is that one of my fake eyelashes on my cheek? I'm so hungover. Help. Why did someone named chewbacca send me a winky face.


9:01 A.M. Holy Shit, its only friday, I still have atleast 3 more days of this.


Hope everyone had a safe and memorable Halloween, I know I did!!



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