Let's face it, you probably reference SpongeBob on the daily and can use a quote from it to answer just about anything. Here's what the inhabitants of Bikini Bottom would say if they went to SJU:

Eating Campion for the first time:

The Freshman trying to get into parties:

When there's only 1 laundry machine for the 40 people on your floor:

When you're wifi won't connect in Club Lib:

When your 3:00 pm pick time means you have all 8 a.m.s (and you roll out bed at 7:45 instead of looking nice):

When you're already halfway to campus and realize you forgot something:

When trying to find your swipe in your bag:

When you see a killer pic of Barb on your Insta feed:

When you swear the Campion cookies are handcrafted by God himself:

When you realize you should probably go to the career fair this semester:

When your DB restarts at the beginning of the semester:

And three weeks later when you realize you've spent it all on Starbucks and Einsteins:

So you're forced to eat Campion for the rest of the semester:

Except for when it's an open house and they have chocolate cake for breakfast:

Or even better, the Christmas Dinner:

And when you're dancing in the Lion's Den on Friday night:

Or at a Luau themed party at the mansion:

And when you see gym bros in O'pake who only ever do arms:

When it's formal season and every girl get's a spray tan:

Trying to sign up for APEX before it fills up:

When you show up to class on Friday after MRT:

How you feel every time the basketball team wins a game #THWND:

When you're waiting for Pub Safe to scoop you:

And when the Pope comes but class still isn't canceled:

*Replace Krabby Patty with Hawk Wrap*:

When you have 15 minutes to get from Bellarmine to Merion:

When you have to chase after the shuttle:

Or when you made the mistake of getting on the wrong shuttle freshman year:

Waiting to find out who the spring concert is going to be:

What you'll look like by the time you finish paying off your student loans:

When you go to the lib but all the seats are already taken by the Wet Boys

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When you go to Villa-No-Fun and realize that you made the wrong choice:

When the semester ends and you realize you'll have to leave your friends:

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And every day when you wake up and realize that you go to the best school ever: