JODY HiGHROLLER, NEON iCON, Iceberg Simpson and the king of all things Versace. The list of Riff Raff's nick names is seemingly endless. Ideally, I would put this entire article in his capitalized, excluding all "i"s, signature style of writing but just the sheer look of it all gives me a splitting headache. The Mad Decent rapper, originally named Horst Christian Simco at birth (that might explain some things), may be one of the most eccentric musicians pop culture has seen to date and his Twitter profile is nothing shy of outrageous. In honor of his appearance in Tallahassee on Oct. 7, I have complied just a few of his very best tweets for your viewing pleasure.
1. Riff Raff's take on Black Friday shopping.
2. The NEON iCON's spin on classic phrases.
3. And even a spin on his own lyrics.
4. A detailed description of the conversation he had with your mother.
5. His thoughts on your granny's parenting style.
6. JODY HiGHROLLER venting through subtweets.
7. Wow, there is a lot of relevance here.
8. 5,612 + people would support this. What a scary thought.
9. Iceberg Simpson compares himself to Da Vinci.
10. Okay, this is actually genius.
11. One last parting tweet. Words to live by. 
Thank you, Riff Raff, for all that is your Twitter.
