Everyone who wears glasses has a different way of fixing them when they inevitably slide down the bridge of your nose and threaten to jump off your face. So, what does the way you fix your glasses say about you?
The Full Frontal Push Up
The Side Swipe
The person who pushes their glasses up from the side is one who always has their eyes on the prize. They don't want to miss a thing, so they can't do the Full Frontal approach for fear of blocking their view. They just want to take it all in and stop and smell the roses. They're mellow life-lovers who live each day with the "just happy to be here" philosophy. These people are compatible with everyone- glasses wearers or not- because they're so easy going and easy to love.
The End-Piece Hoist
Glasses-wearers who grab the end-piece to adjust their specs are super introspective and judgemental- not always in a bad way. These folks can see through bull and get right to the point. They are great judges of character and are hardly ever wrong about the new significant others that their friends are bringing into their lives. These people are most compatible with Grabbers because the Grabber's goofiness is balanced with this more realistic personality.
The Double End-Piece Touch And Go
Since this was a selfie, I couldn't get my second hand in the picture but basically the Touch and Go approach uses the same as the End Piece Hoist but with both hands (*note: this can also be a common modification for the Lens Grabber which is described below*). These Touch and Goers are very practical and careful people. They deal with their glasses the same way that they deal with social interactions and carrying hot soup across a room: with both hands. In social situations, they want to be a part of the action in order to diffuse drama and they always consider every side of a story. They're most compatible with the Full Frontal Pusher because they can balance the crazy with pragmatism.
The Lens Grabber
Finally, we have the Lens Grabber (my personal favorite). Lens Grabbers use the frame of their glasses to push their glasses back up. Just as they risk their fingerprint infringing on their line of sight, the Grabbers take risks in life too. Lens Grabbers are good at thinking on their feet while also thinking before they speak. I'd say that they are a happy middle between the craziness that comes with the Pushers and the mellowness that comes with the Side Swipers. They're super goofy and tend to laugh more at their own jokes than anyone else does. These Grabbers are good pairs with the End Piece Hoisters because, if I'm any indication, Grabbers could really use a reality check sometimes.
