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What Girls Really Want For Valentines Day

Forget the card, where's the tequila?

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What Girls Really Want For Valentines Day
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Most guys dread the holiday filled with hearts and chocolates, but honestly, so do most girls. The expectations for both parties have risen dramatically and therefore have ruined this day of love. However, it shouldn't make you break out in hives when trying to find the right gift for your valentine. So here's a list to make shopping for that special someone a little easier.


1. A Puppy

Man's best friend > Man

2. Alcohol

Tequila is cheaper than a dinner for two.

3. Food

Pizza, brownies, chicken nuggets...the list goes on and on.

4. Money

That way I can buy myself something I actually want..like cake!

5. Bouquets

Who needs flowers when you can have donuts.

6. Something Planned

Don't ask me what I want to do, make plans and tell us what we're going to do so I know you care.

7. To Lose Weight Without Working Out

Why do 20 burpees when you could eat 20 chicken nuggets?

8. Chocolate

Chocolate cake, chocolate bars, chocolate ice cream, etc.

9. A 4.0 GPA

I've given up on this one already..

10. A Boyfriend

This is what dreams are made of.

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