Whether it’s a relationship or a quick fling, knowing when to call it quits is necessary for keeping yourself healthy and happy. While there have been several companions in my life who left me feeling optimistic about dating, there have been many who have left me completely shocked. These are a few of the worst things boys have said to the women I know, and how they’d respond today.

1. “Are you leaving me? Ok. Chipotle closes at 9 so hurry up. Grab your trash on the way out.”

Sorry, but I’d rather not bring you along.

2. “If you are or aren’t pregnant, don’t tell me. Just get rid of it.”

I’m sure you’d be worse as a father than you were as a boyfriend, so don’t worry!

3. “Should I touch my girlfriend’s a** the way I just touched yours?”

Let me ask for you - since I’ve been friends with her for months now.

4. “I would have told you I cheated if I had known I did it. I just forgot.”

You should really see a doctor about that. Forgetting nearly every night for two years? Groundbreaking.

6. “You’re really hot, but I wouldn’t get with you because of your eye.”

I’m not a fan of eye cancer either. Thank you for reminding me.

7. “Sorry I publicly posted a picture of your feet.”

I have no idea who you are to this day, and I’d prefer to keep it that way.