I am a woman. I am a woman who is sick and tired of other women (and even men) asking me how I, as a woman, can fall in love with the same sex or find another woman beautiful.

So, let’s break this stuff down for you real quick because I’m sick of you idiots asking me and making me feel like being a woman and loving another woman is not normal.

Women are the most beautiful and powerful beings on this earth and it’s simply because we have p*ssies. You can be jealous, it’s okay. Not only do we have brains and beauty but we have the single thing that drives everyone crazy. P*ssy really does make the world go round.

Women are so passionate, feisty, loving, genuine, spontaneous, eccentric, fearless, gorgeous, strong, rock solid, I mean do I need to go on? Women are so many things and I don’t even think I could fit it all into one list if I wanted to. We are always changing and we’re always finding ways to better ourselves in every aspect of life. So, when another woman looks at me with a disgusted face and says “How could you find her beautiful? That’s gross,” I guess my reply would have to be “How can you not?”

How can you not find her beautiful? How can you not want to touch soft skin and hear a laugh that is so beautiful, it could be playing in every television show, every song, every play, every damn subway and no one would even blink an eye for it being out of the ordinary simply because it’s one of the best sounds. I mean, women make me go crazy. They make me stop in the middle of the street in below zero weather while freezing my butt off because yes, they’re THAT beautiful. They are worth getting frostbite for even if I only get a small glimpse of such beauty walking by me because why would I ever want to miss something so great?

If I could somehow take one picture that could capture the beauty that we behold as women, I would. But we’re all so different. Not one of us is the same. We strive for greatness and prove time and time again that we rule the world with just a single flash of a smile.

Failure isn’t an option for us. We stand up for what we believe in, we go out and get whatever the hell we want without thinking twice. Women are sunsets at 4:30 PM and coffee at any time of day and kisses so sweet you’ll never be able to stop thinking about them and mouths so vulgar that it doesn’t even make sense and speeding to the point of knowing you’re going to crash but having too much fun so you can’t stop. Women are insatiable.

We are everything that you want but nothing you can handle. We are always late and never apologizing for it. We are exactly what you desire, yet you’ll never, ever be worthy enough.

So to answer your question, I find women beautiful because women are the definition of beautiful.