Let's be real – despite the notion that girls are kind and caring, we are some of the most vicious creatures on the planet. Yes, we have our nice moments, but they are overpowered by our strength, dignity and natural sass.
In college, these concepts are elevated. Not only are our freedom and confidence levels at an all-time high, we are literally divided into massive groups through sorority recruitment. Once we find our homes, we bond with one another and feed off each other's strengths. Nothing can stop us from knowing thinking we are the best, and we will make it known.
While we may be divided into different houses and scattered across campus, the bar is the one place we have a neutral playing field. Nothing divides us here – we're all dressed up, drinking the same drinks, dancing to the same songs and, doing what we do best, hanging out in the bathroom.
Whether we're each feeling sick, complaining to one another about the lack of toilet paper or simply making conversation in the inevitably long line, the bar bathroom is the place where the letters come off, the claws retract and the true sisterhood of the Greek world is exposed.
If girls treated each other in real life how we did in bar bathrooms, the world would be a much happier place.
The compliments would be endless.
(we get overly flirty when we've had a bit too much to drink)
Boys would be considered irrelevant after we all encourage each other that we don't need him
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Make up would be shared willingly (not that we need it because NO BOYS)
Tears would occur out of laughter, not sadness.
We'd eat whatever we want without fear of getting judged (NO. BOYS.)
We'd use our powers to work together and take over the world, most likely creating an entirely new government system.
Who runs the world?!
Bottom line: we should embrace our “bar bathroom personality" in every day life, and the world would be a much happier place.
