Getting The Summer Glow As Told By Donald Trump
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Getting The Summer Glow As Told By Donald Trump

We all have gone through the pain of tanning.

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Getting The Summer Glow As Told By Donald Trump
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Summer is here! Which means that being outside at the beach, or gardening or any form of tanning will be occurring. Whether you want it to happen or not, the summer glow will happen, just ask Donald Trump.

1. When you see all of your friends out tanning but you're still in classes for another week.

Feeling like a ghost in the first couple of weeks of summer is the best.

2. So then you get a spray tan and it turns out a lot worse than you expected, but you just act like that's what you wanted.

"Just smile and wave."

3. When people tell you to stop tanning because you'll get skin cancer.

"I know already!!!!"

4. When you attempt to cover up the goggle tan around your eyes.

And coming out looking like you did your makeup in the dark.

5. Trying to compare your tan to your friend's tans.

And always coming in last.

6. You then go to bleaching your teeth so that your face looks darker.

While secretly hoping that it doesn't turn out like when Ross bleached his teeth.

7. So then you go to adding lightening spray in your hair to add more to your tan.

That stuff never works, anyway.

8. And finally, three months of hard work pays off

Power-pose the heck out of it too during the first month of the fall semester.

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