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Getting Ready To Go Out As Told By SpongeBob

SpongeBob, like all us college kids, is also quite a party animal

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Getting Ready To Go Out As Told By SpongeBob
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It seems the older we get, the more relatable SpongeBob gets. There really isn't a scenario I can think of where SpongeBob isn't applicable. SpongeBob, like all us college kids, is also quite a party animal (sponges are animals, right?) and just like us, he's gotta get ready for a night out, too.

1. When you hit your squad with the we're-going-out-tonight text.

You're basically blessing them with the good word from the turn up gods.

2. When you have to convince that one member of your squad to come out because this weekend is gonna be amazing!

Sometimes, spreading the lit is a hard job.

3. It's finally time to get ready and you have the perfect outfit to slay tonight.

No second guessing your fashion choices tonight! You're gonna kill it and make the everyone else jealous and thirsty.

4. Now you gotta do your hair and makeup to really finish the outfit.

Killing it!

5. When you give yourself a last look over before unveiling your masterpiece to everyone.

And just as expected, you're on fleek.

6. Rejoicing with your BFF when you both realize how good you look.

Honestly, you're both #goals.

7. When you get the call that you're holding up the reunion pre-partying because you're taking too long getting ready.

You can't rush perfection, am I right?

8. Finally getting there and unleashing your wicked cool dance moves you totally plan on using that night.

Look at the mastery I have over my body and how attractive I am!

9. When your squad's song comes on and you break into a synchronized dance.

Yeah, to others you might look like a weird cult, but how can you not jam to "Lipgloss" by Lil Mama? Did you even go out if you didn't do the lipgloss?

10. It's finally time to go out and the whole squad is lit and ready.

Another night, another great time!

11. When people ask you if you're gonna do the same thing tomorrow night.

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