Thanks to my recent investment in the Sunday night spectacle that is Keeping Up with The Kardashians, as well my occasional Friday night ventures out, I have noticed parallels between my squad and the Kardashians. Being the incredibly accomplished analytical psychologist that I am, I feel incredibly qualified to draw the comparisons between the Kardashians and Friday Night Squads.
Kris Jenner
Every squad has a mom, so it's only fitting that the squad mom be Kris, the matriarch of the Kardashian clan. She’s the one that has a plan, a schedule and a place for you to crash if need be. She’s been checking Toga and Facebook for those event invites. She leads the pre-game, but once the party gets started she sticks to her schedule.
Kim Kardashian
Kim is the girl that knows what she’s doing when she gets to the party. She leads the squad, whether that be to get drinks, to dance or to meet friends. She’s got the connections, and she’s there to have fun, lots of it.
Kendall Jenner
You know her, you love her, you hate her. She’s the girl that will always look amazing regardless. She can take five minutes to get ready or five hours, but her looks will always slay no matter what.
Kylie Jenner
It’s tough being the Kylie of the squad. Kylie never really feels the parties that she’s at, so she just spends time on Snapchat ensuring that her looks are still banging. It's not her night, so you can probably find her on a couch, checking her latest Instapic.
Khloe Kardashian
You KNOW Khloe, and by that I mean everybody knows her. Seriously, you meet 50 new people whenever you go out with her. No matter the circumstances, there’s always someone new to meet when you’re with this one.
Kourtney Kardashian
Kourtney never really wants to go out, she just likes to be nice. Ideally, she would be in her bed at 8:45 p.m. to make sure she’s up to make that weird avocado drink she’s been obsessed with for the past month or go to that farmer’s market that stocks organic kale.
Every squad you go out with will fall into these archetypal roles, be it with guys, girls, or a mix of the two. The only thing that can be difficult is keeping up with these Kardashians.
