1. Leave your bozo boyfriend behind.

2. Prove yourself to others, but most importantly to yourself.

2. The go-to move to lure in the boys.

It has a 98 percent success rate in getting a man's attention and an 83 percent rate of return on a dinner invitation.

3. You will meet a lot of vile guys.

4. But they're not all dirtbags.

You'll find your Emmett.

5. If a guy knows designer brands, he is not straight.

He probably has "just a friend" named Chuck.

6. There will be costume parties. Do not half ass these costume parties.

Think: WWED? (What Would Elle Do?)

7. Own your first day of class. And actually, every one after that!

Although you might want to come better prepared than First Day Elle.

8. Let the haters hit you, and keep on rollin'.

9. The best cure for a bad day? Two words: Mani Pedi.

10. Boys will get you down. Just make sure you have a variety of delectable chocolates on hand.

11. And when you do find yourself caught up in the blues, exercise is always a smart solution!

12. Always stay true to yourself, don't try into fit the molds of others.

13. Because you are a gem all on your own!

If Elle can make it through Harvard Law School, you totally got this freshman year.