I think it’s safe to say that everyone in the United States has been to Starbucks a time or two, and if you haven’t, you probably don’t have deadlines, or a job, or any kind of responsibility whatsoever because in the adult world you are going to need a go-to coffee source. And when it comes to caffeine, Starbucks is life! That is why it is only appropriate to divide all the women of the world into two categories all based on caffeinated beverage choices. May I present to you “The Frappe Girl” and “The Dark Roast Girl.” Mmmm, are you as thirsty as me now? Good, let’s begin.
If you pay attention and obsess over every detail of your life as I do, you probably know what I mean when I say there are two types of girls at Starbucks: the girls who order frappes and the girls who order the real stuff. I guess you can tell which one I am by that last bias statement, but rest assured this article is not about who is better. Both the Frappe Girl and the Dark Roast Girl are amazing! But I have noticed some common traits between my friends who cry brain-freeze and my friends who have to wait a good ten minutes before finally taking a sip of their order. So forget what you know about Type A personality and Type B personality and ask yourself: Am I a Frappe Girl or a Dark Roast Girl? I've written some clinically proven personality traits that will help you answer that very question.
The Frappe Girl Vs. The Dark Roast Girl
1.
Frappe Girls like to have pillow fights at sleepovers.
Dark Roast Girls like to play truth or dare at sleepovers.
2.
Frappe Girls like to wear pink lip gloss on the first date.
Dark Roast Girls prefer red lips on the first date.
3.
Frappe Girls never go a day without checking their Instagram.
Dark Roast Girls never go a day without reading a few chapters before bed.
4.
Frappe Girls don’t care what you are doing as long as you’re together.
Dark Roast Girls appreciate little romantic gestures that have a lot of love and thought put into them.
5.
Frappe Girls like to dance in the rain.
Dark Roast Girls like to listen to the rain.
6.
Frappe Girls will make you get up and sing karaoke.
Dark Roast Girls will act like they don't want to get up and sing karaoke but will secretly be glad you made them do it.
7.
Frappe Girls will drive you to Walmart and buy eggs to do some major 2 a.m. revenge.
Dark Roast Girls will be your shoulder to cry on.
8.
Frappe Girls give the best presents.
Dark Roast Girls give the best hugs.
9.
Frappe Girls will smile at you so bright you’ll forget what your own name is.
Dark Roast Girls will look at you with eyes so intense you’ll forget how to breathe.
10.
Frappe Girls will loosen you up when you need a break and help you realize how amazing you are.
Dark Roast Girls will get you to buckle down and focus so that you will be successful.
11.
Frappe Girls will love you at your absolute worst.
Dark Roast Girls will push you to be your absolute best.
12.
Every Frappe girl needs a Dark Roast Girl.
Every Dark Roast girl needs a Frappe Girl.
