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40 Questions You Ask When You're Intoxicated

Kristen Bruck
Mar 21, 2016
Emerson College
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40 Questions You Ask When You're Intoxicated

College kids know how to party. However, sometimes things get a little out of hand. You have a little too much to drink, and you get confused. It happens to everyone at least once throughout your lifetime. Though it may be embarrassing to lose your cool, it's important to remember that when you turn 21, it's likely you'll have this experience. The key thing is having friends who will make sure you're safe. In the meantime, here's a list of 40 questions you might ask when you're intoxicated.

1. When did we leave our room?

2. Who lives here?

3. What did I have to drink?

4. Can I have more?

5. Why can't I have more?

6. Wanna go dance?

7. Can you come to the bathroom with me?

8. Who's that guy?

9. Are all these people from our school?

10. Can she, like, not?

11. Why do we have to leave?

12. Did you call an Uber?

13. How much is the Uber?

14. Can I use your phone for a second?

15. Do you have any water?

16. How long is the Uber gonna take?

17. Did you hook up with anybody?

18. Where did whats-her-name go?

19. Am I annoying you?

20. Am I that drunk?

21. Is the Uber almost here?

22. What did you have to drink?

23. What did I have to drink?

24. Did I already ask that?

25. Is that the Uber?

26. Can you sit in the back with me?

27. Why are they coming with us?

28. Are they coming to our room?

29. Can't we just go to bed?

30. Can you help me out of the car?

31. Can you walk slower?

32. What time are you waking up tomorrow?

33. Can we go to the dining hall in the morning and eat bad french fries?

34. Can you help me get into my pajamas?

35. Can you fill up my water bottle?

36. Where did the rest of our friends go?

37. Can you tuck me in?

38. Can you turn the heat down?

39. Can you shut the light off?

40. You know I love you, right?

If you or one of your friends is severely intoxicated, it's important to remember that it's OK to call for help. Most schools have amnesty policies that forgive drinking and drugs if the people intoxicated are calling emergency services when something bad is happening. If your college does not have an amnesty policy, remember that it's better to get in trouble at school than to have one of your friends in an unsafe situation.

**Odyssey does not condone underage drinking.**

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