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Formal As Told by Amy Poehler

Live. Love. Formal.

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Formal As Told by Amy Poehler

Formal season is here! Whether it's your sorority's formal you're attending or you're going as a date to one, Formal season comes second to football season for Greek Life. There is no better way to celebrate the end of spring semester than with your sisters and some hot dates. And there is no one better to describe the thoughts and actions of many sorority girls on Formal Day than Amy Poehler.

1. You spend the morning of Formal wishing that you stuck with your work out plan for the week. Your hair is not quite cooperating, and your date just texted you that his outfit might not match yours, as planned. Everything is off to a not so great start, but do not get discouraged yet!

2. You finally pull yourself together, and look at yourself in the mirror, and you see how hot you actually look tonight. *Snaps Selfie*

3. Next, you meet up with your friends with your date. You look over to see that your friend's sketchy set up is actually pretty cute, and you give her one those go-get-em winks.

4. When you finally get to Formal, everyone is crowded around the bar. You flirt with the hot bartender so he serves you first. Yes, your date is standing right beside you, but you're doing this for his benefit, after all.

5. You drag your date to the dance floor hoping to find your girls. Finally, you come across them, and you can start to break it down!

6. You're finally in the zone, having a blast dancing and taking pics with your date and friends. That's when the dreaded announcement comes: the buses are here to take you home.

7. Everyone on the bus keeps asking what the plans are for when you get back. Plans? You were secretly hoping someone would suggest food and sleep, but it seems like most are going to go to the local bar.

8. As the night is about to end, you can't feel your feet due to your heels, and you are beyond ready for bed. All in all, you had a blast, and you can't wait till next year's Formal season.


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