If you've never seen an episode -- or 30 -- of "Gilmore Girls" in your life, then let me apologize, because this post is not for you. But, if you're like me, an honorary citizen of Stars Hollow, you'll appreciate this. Here are seven things that (adopted) "Gilmore Girls" need to know.
1. It's perfectly acceptable to be obsessed with coffee.
If Lorelai can have coffee for every meal of the day and snacks and dessert, then you can have your venti macchiato in the mornings. Personally, I believe that's why there's so many different kinds of coffee, one for every occasion, and every mood.
2. If Rory can have wardrobe malfunctions and bad hair days, so can you.
We still love her, and granted, she still managed to look decent with little to no makeup and early 2000's outfits, but you have a closet full of leggings, and it's time to show the world your collection.
3. When you find someone who understands your sarcasm, never let them go.
Some people just don't get it. Don't waste good material on them.
4. Running away from your issues? Totally understandable.
Honestly, the best I can give you is to say that Lorelai said so, and also, what more reason do you need?
5. Relationship troubles will work themselves out.
It took her seven seasons, but I KNOW that Lorelai got it together with Luke in the end. (If you don't believe it, please leave now. I don't accept that kind of negativity in my life.) ...So, maybe you're just in, like, the Jason Styles phase of your love life?
6. You can always marry rich.
*sips coffee* *avoids problems*
7. You're life's not a TV show, but it's better now because of one.
The "Gilmore Girls" are there for you, they understand because they've been where you are... you know, theoretically, of course.
