36 News Article Titles To Prove People From Florida Are Wild

36 News Article Titles To Prove People From Florida Are Wild

Some of these 'Florida Man Headlines' are unbelievable, they almost seem made up.

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I'm from Alabama and grew up in the most redneck and most made fun of state, right? I thought so too; however, Florida is way wilder and just sets themselves up for memes and jokes. In Alabama, the jokes and stereotypes range from marrying your sister or cousin, playing in the mud, and just being very bright. In Florida, the jokes are so wild that there really isn't much of a range to put them in. As a new resident of Florida, I have moved from one terrible state to another.

Let's think about Florida for a second, What comes to mind? Retirement communities, beaches, alligators, wild spring breaks, summer vacations. These are all correct, but the craziest people out there all live in Florida and here's a list of the wildest Florida Man headlines:

Have fun reading through "Florida Man" headlines — but don't become one.

1. Florida Man Removes Facial Tattoos With Welding Grinder

2. Florida Man Proposes to Girlfriend, Ties Ring To Alligator

3. Florida Man Launches Chair at Mailman Because He Had No Mail For Him

4. Florida Man Calls 911 To Complain About Police Officer's Slow Ticket Writing Skills

5. Florida Man On Drugs Kills Imaginary Friend & Turns Himself In

6. Florida Man Tries to Pawn Stolen Jewelry at Store Managed by Woman Whose Home He Just Robbed

7. Florida Man Rescued From Vending Machine

8. Florida Man Attack's ATM With Hatchet After it Refuses to Take His Check

9. Florida Man Dies In Meth-Lab Explosion After Lighting Farts on Fire

10. Florida Man Escapes Prison to Buy Beer, No One Notices

11.Florida Man Accidentally Butt-Dails 911 While Cooking Meth With His Mom

12. Florida Man Steals 36,000 Pounds of Crisco

13. Randy Zipperer Allegedly Stabs Brother After Macaroni and Cheese Goes Missing

14. Accused Florida Man Says His Cat Downloaded Child Porn, Not Him.

15. Florida Man Caught With "Active" Meth Lab In Pants

16. Tar Smeared Florida Man Arrested on Convenience Store Roof at 3 a.m.

17. Drunk Florida Man Tries to Use Taco as ID After His Car Catches Fire at Taco Bell

18. Florida Man Really, Really Wants to Force Jury to Watch His Sex Tape

19. Florida Man Bites Off Neighbor's Ear Because He Wouldn't Give Him a Cigarette

20. Florida Man Claims Wife Was Kidnapped By Holograms

21.Florida Man Dials 911 and Demands a Ride Home 'To change his underwear'

22. Florida Man Calls 911 to Check on His Tax Return

23. Florida Man, Once Arrested For Fighting Drag Queen With A Tiki Torch While Dressed Like KKK Member, Now Running For Mayor

24. Florida Man Robs Gas Station, Leaves Behind Job Application With Identifying Information Behind

25. Florida Man Arrested For Calling 911 After His Cat Was Denied Entry To Strip Club

26. Florida Man Tries To Avoid Court Appearance By Claiming He Has Ebola

27. Florida Man High on Flakka Tries to Break Into Jail 'to visit friends'

28. Florida Man Tattoos Black Widow on His Face to Combat Arachnophobia

29. Florida Man Calls 911 Eighty Times To Demand Kool-Aid, Hamburgers, and Weed

30. Florida Man Attempts to Smoke Crack in ICU, Almost Burns Down Hospital

31.Florida Man Strips Naked After Claiming To Be A Monkey Outside 7-Eleven

32. Florida Man Calls 911 Over Missing Beer So Many Times He Gets Arrested

33. Hardware Store Discards 15-Feet of Carpet After Florida Man Rolls Himself Up In It and Pees

34. Florida Man Butt Dials 911; His Murder Plot Gets Accidentally Recorded

35. Florida Man Charged With DUI in His Motorized Wheelchair

36. Florida Man Resists Arrest While Dressed as a Boy Scout

There are so many more headlines like these that you can find of Florida People. Key points that must be made for Florida People is to lay off the beer, meth, and flakka.

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To The Girl Who Hasn't Been Herself Lately

Your spark return, and you will shine like you were meant to.
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Life gets tough. Life gets too much to handle sometimes, and those times make you stronger. However, right now, it seems like you have lost yourself.

It’s difficult when you catch yourself not being you. When you do something or act a certain way and just wonder, “what did I do to deserve this? Why is this happening? When will it get better?” The way you’re feeling is not so much that you’re unhappy, you just feel weird.

Your day will come. I promise you. This is just a phase.

The day you realize how much you have grown from this point in time will be your reward. It is so hard to see now, and I feel your pain.

Your light will return to you. Your pure bliss moments, they are seeking you. Your laughter where your tummy aches is in your reach.

Our moods change far too often for us as humans to understand why, but the encounters you make every day have this effect on us.

You must remember the pure happiness you experienced before your first heartbreak, before the first friend became someone you thought they weren’t, before you lost your innocence. That was a time of true joy as you had not a care in the world for the things that would harm you. Better yet, you didn’t have the option to experience them because you were just a child.

The world can be an ugly place, and your attitude towards life can change every day. One thing is for certain: you did not lose who you are internally. We all put on a face for the world. For the people who we try to impress. For the life we want to live. For the things we want to achieve.

Your definitive personality is still in the works. Believe it or not, it always will be. Times like this change us for the better even though we can’t see it.

Your happiness will return. You will be a better, stronger version of you. In fact, you will be the best version of you yet.

Once this phase is over, you will be okay. This I promise you.

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9 Things To Do In Nashville If You Have No Idea What To Do

Trust me, I was just as lost as you are.

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Nashville is a great place packed full of lots of really cool smaller great places that all offer their own unique take on the city. If you're like me, though, and have a hard time ~planning ahead~, then this list is exactly what you need. I went around and got lost and tried all the coolest hidden gems in Nashville so you don't have to. Here are some of my faves.

1. Milk & Honey Nashville

Located in the Gulch, Milk & Honey is the coffee shop/cafe from my dreams. It's decorated perfectly for any cute insta story and y'all when I say their coffee is amazing I mean it. Try it. It's so worth it, and pretty easy to find, too! You can browse their menus here.

2. Frothy Monkey Coffee Shop

While we're on the topic of coffee shops, Frothy Monkey is a MUST try. Trust me, I've drunk A LOT of coffee in my lifetime, and theirs is up in the top 10 of the best. They have other good things too, but if you're a coffee person like me, this place is heaven, I promise. It's right off 12th Avenue and within walking distance of lots of other funky little shops.

3. Two Old Hippies

This is the coolest little shop you will ever go into. Tucked away in the Gulch, it's within walking distance of Milk & Honey, so stop by after you grab a coffee and browse. They have everything from handmade clothes to cool books to refrigerator magnets. This is one of my all time favorites and I know you'll love it too.

4. Baked on 8th

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I fell in love the second I saw the cute sign. Baked on 8th has a great atmosphere and even better little pastries, cookies, and cakes. Their cookies were so good it took every ounce of self-control I had to not go back and order 2 dozen. 12/10 would recommend if you're into Instagrammable locations and bomb sugar-filled desserts.

5. Burger Republic

I get it, you've gotta eat more than just cookies and coffee. As far as restaurants go, this place is home to the best burger I've ever eaten, plus the atmosphere is pretty laid back and great, and it's an awesome place to go and watch pretty much any sporting event happening anywhere relatively close to Nashville. Browse the menu so you can know exactly what to order before you even get there here.

6. Fido

In case you haven't noticed yet, I'm a HUGE fan of coffee shops and cafes. Fido was the most perfect little spot. It boasts about its gourmet coffee and great food, and rightfully so. It's also got the coolest funky vibe that makes you just want to sit and stay all day, and it's in a great location and decently close to Vanderbilt.

7. Go see some murals

Nashville is FULL of these bad boys. I know y'all have all seen the countless pictures of those people with big butterfly wings. Well, there's more and they're all around the city and on the side of pretty much every building. It's cliche, but tbh it's also kind of a must do while you're there.

8. Walk around Centennial Park and the Parthenon

This is a really nice place to visit if you're looking to spend a couple of hours away from the concrete of the city, and the Parthenon is a full-scale replica of the one in Greece.

9. Ride one of those little scooters around and explore

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I'm not gonna lie to y'all. I did not ride the scooters. They seem kind of dangerous and I know without a doubt that if I tried to get on one it would not end well for me, the scooter, or anyone within a 3-mile radius. With that being said, though, I did see a lot of people riding them and it looked pretty fun, plus it's a great way to see the city without walking too much. So if you just want to explore, hop on one of these bad boys and pray.

Nashville is a great city full of tons of tourist attractions and amazing musical history, but if you find yourself stuck with nothing to do for a couple of hours before your next walking tour, you're sure to find something on this list that you'll love. So, you're welcome.

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