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Finals As Told By "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"

We all have a little Rebecca Bunch within us; mine happens to come out during finals.

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Finals As Told By "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"
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I believe that we all have a little Rebecca Bunch craziness within in us, some more than others; mine just happens to reveal itself during finals week, when I am running on sleep, caffeine, and willpower. Here are finals week, as told by "Crazy Ex Girlfriend."

1. When your professors assign four projects, two papers, eight chapters of reading, and a take home quiz in addition to exams.

2. Running into people you know in public the week of finals.

3. When your roommates are doing their best to keep you on track and motivated.

4. When finals screw with your sleep schedule.

5. When you look through your notes for review.

6. When your relatives call and ask you what you've been doing.

7. Getting your game face together the morning before your first final.

8. When there are two potentially correct options on a multiple choice question.

9. When you know you got that question wrong, so you cut your losses, except defeat, and move on.

10. When you sit down to take the rest and realize you are completely unprepared.

11. Alternatively, when you sit down to take the final and realize you are overly prepared (does this ever actually happen to anybody, though? Really?)

12. Thanking your teachers after the exam who did not make the final totally unbearable or brutal.

13. When you get your results back and you did... moderately well? How did that happen?!



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