It's finally Fall, everyone's favorite time of the year. It's when the leaves change, and the weather is finally cool enough for you to stand outside for longer than four minutes. I absolutely love this time of year, everyone is cozy in their sweaters, the bonfires are almost habitual and if you're anything like me it's time to screw that diet you have been trying to start since May. As much as I love this time of the year, there are a couple of things that I could live without that are popularly associated with the months of September, October, and November.
1. Pumpkin Spice Lattes - Okay my friends, it is time that these stop. It's like a teaser for the actually delicious holiday themed drinks that don't come out for a few more months. Drinking a PSL won't make you cooler, we all know they're not that great.
2. Pumpkin Patch Pics - I am all for picking out that perfect pumpkin, going home to your roomies and carving it with your best triangle eyes and scary teeth while the seeds roast in the oven. BUT, for those of you who go to the patch to take pics and ONLY take pics, I am judging you. The bean boots look great with that Kylie matte color, but sister don't let that pumpkin rot outside your nicely fall decorated front door.
3. Uggs - The most hideous boots on the planet died with the juicy jump suits dear friends. Granted, they keep your feet incredibly warm so wear them around campus and wear them with pride. But if I catch you at the bar trying to bring these babies back, I will be the first to tell you that they will never be a thing again.
4. Raunchy Halloween Costumes - Dressing as a zombie cheerleader does not give you the excuse to wear a bra and only a bra in public. Be funny! Boys like funny too!
5. Filtering Photos - We all know where you live, we all know that the leaves don't actually turn that color. If you want to take a pretty picture of the trees and jump around in leaves, make a weekend trip to the mountains.
Of course I will say, if you're going to be that person buying the pumpkin spice lattes everyday in your Ugg boots posting pictures with radical filters, then you do you boo! I'll just be in the corner with my cold brew... judging you.
