Most people get their wisdom teeth taken out at some point or another. For me, that day was June 1, 2016. A ton of people make videos after the procedure while they are still loopy from the anesthesia. So why not try to write an article under the same circumstances. The following is the result of my mind after getting my wisdom teeth out: uncut, uncensored and unnecessary. Enjoy.

Captain's log 3:31 p.m. (Is that how that works?)

So I had the surgery and everything went as planned. Getting laughing gas was weird because the first thing I lost feeling in were my legs and not being able to feel your butt even though you know it's there is weird. The whole thing took about an hour, but I felt like I was asleep for five minutes. I woke up and everyone was asking me questions, but it was hard to answer because I was super tired and had gauze in my mouth. One of the hygienists asked if I wanted to listen to music and heck yeah I did! But when she asked what I wanted to listen to all I could think of was Beethoven and I thought that was weird so I just said country.

I then got in the car and wanted to update my friends on how well my procedure went. Right before I started recording, my mother said to say it in Spanish. I started crying a little bit and the only thing I could think of in Spanish was "burrito." But burritos are swag; so like, no harm, no foul. And it's late and I still haven't eaten. The doctor also seems to have given me an ice log that could be colder and more useful, but I can't complain too much.

My phone storage was then full when I went to send more videos, so I think God was looking out for me. He was like, "Girl, you are already writing an article that will probably embarrass you, there doesn't need to be multiple videos of you being a spaz. I'm trying to help you out here." God works in mysterious ways and who knows why He filled my phone memory.

I'm too tired to write anything else so I'll come back tomorrow and see what a mess this article truly is...

Normal me is back and well and needless to say, that was a fun read the next day. If you need to get your wisdom teeth removed in the future, then be sure to document it well in any way possible. You will not regret it.