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Everything OJ Will Probably Do After He Is Released

"The Juice is loose!"

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This past Thursday, now 70-year-old OJ Simpson was granted parole after serving nine years in a Nevada federal prison on the charges of robbery and kidnapping.

Fast forward almost 22-years after "the case of the century," a crime separate from what he was serving time for— and OJ was still able to captivate the whole world as his audience, with the parole hearing being broadcasted live on almost every basic cable channel provided.

OJ will be released into society as soon as October first of this year, and here's a cognitive list of all the things we can probably see him doing:

1. He'll probably make the ride home to Florida from Nevada a road trip.

And you know he'll most definitely be whipping out the Bronco for this.

2. He'll probably relish in his new found freedom with pictures and parties.

We all remember the massive "banger" he threw when he was acquitted of the murders of Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman, so what's to stop him from doing something like that again after finally being home from prison nine years later!?

3. He'll probably begin writing his next "Tell-All."

OJ's second book will probably be some inspirational experience about the hardships of prison and his new outlook on the way he should live his life... blah blah blah. But hey, the guys got to start making money somehow right?

4. He'll probably grace us with TV appearances and magazine covers.

I'm sure we can expect to see some kind of sit down interview with the likes of Katie Couric, Megyn Kelly, or "60 Minutes." "People" magazine will even issue a cover in the weeks following his release entitled, "At Home With OJ." However, my favorite theory has been that we will probably see OJ hosting "Saturday Night Live" in its upcoming season.

5. He'll probably try to return to what he knows best.

Though a long shot, maybe we can see OJ trying to return to football as an anchor? The NFL was technically one of the only corporations not to suspend him.

6. He'll probably try to remain single.

If he knows what's good for him, OJ should probably steer clear of the whole dating scene since we've seen he tends to run into a lot of conflicts when it comes to women. Plus he's 70 now, so who's he trying to impress? I can just see what these headlines could be.

7. He'll probably create some foundation that will be quite ironic to his demeanor and past.

Maybe a domestic abuse campaign? Anger management counseling? Wrongful convictions awareness? Or a firm to help with overwhelming legal costs? I could see it all.

8. He'll probably win the lottery.

This guy should probably start playing some numbers because, with all of the occurrences he's had with the legal system, I'd say he's pretty lucky.



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