Let's face it, when you are drunk nothing is your fault. There are so many things that could, and often do, go wrong.
- Your outfit. When you leave the house you look great, but by the time you get to the bar, you’re bloated and not looking as great as you left looking.
- The DJ sometimes doesn’t understand that your favorite song needs to be played again. He also doesn’t understand that everyone will love it and not just you.
- The sudden bursts of confidence can sometimes leave you upset with your drunk-self in the morning. Dancing on tables and singing karaoke is not usually in your regular day-to-day activities.
- Your confidence in your finances can sometimes ruin a great night. Not recalling buying everyone’s last round of shots can put a damper on the following day.
- Bathroom lines. Girls are making friends in the bathroom, when all you have to do is go.
- You forget that you are angry at those girls in the bathroom because you become one of them. Girls in the bathroom are an issue because you often meet your soul mate in there and ditch your other group of friends.
- Your feelings. You somehow get onto a depressing topic and have a heart-to-heart with someone. Thanks to them, your makeup is now ruined.
- Your friends that cut you off. Who are they to decide that you have had too much to drink? You’ve just gotten started having a great time.
- Your phone. Sometimes, you just have to text that one person that you probably shouldn’t have texted. It’s time to invest in the Drunk Mode app.
- Drunk in heels. Of course you didn’t fall because you were drunk, it was because of the shoes you were wearing. Heels are a girl’s worst nightmare.
- Your memory. You don’t remember if you’ve told this story before or if that was a daydream.
- Your memory loss. When you wake up, there won’t be any recollection of any of these great things that happened. All you will have are a trail of clues with no end result.
- Your camera. The selfies when you are drunk are multiplied because you just aren’t looking that hot.
- That drunker girl that had the nerve to spill her drink on you. People need to learn how to handle their liquor.
- The friend that cock-blocks you from the ugly guy you were about to go home with. In your mind, you were scoring big time with that good looker.
- The Uber driver. You don’t want to talk now that I’m drunk? I just want to make a new friend.
- Your friend that made you go home with this Uber driver. Clearly, you still belong at that party.
- Drunchies. We all know how dangerous the refrigerator is at the end of the night. That before-the-crack-of-dawn snack that we all crave always gets in the way of our diet.
- Fast-food Drunchies. If it isn’t your refrigerator, it’s McDonalds. Sometimes, a girl has got to get her Chicken McNugget on (and maybe a side of fries too).
- The world. If it could just stop spinning so you could sleep that would be great.
