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18 Embarrassing Things You Do Not Want To Happen On A First Date

First date... kinda nervous.

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18 Embarrassing Things You Do Not Want To Happen On A First Date

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It's that one night you've spent 2 hours getting ready for, anticipating every awkward thing that could happen. That one night where you're trying to impress your new person of interest. That one night you want to go perfectly. You all know exactly what I'm talking about. The first date.

Here are 18 embarrassing things that I'm sure you don't want to happen on your first date with a new guy.

1. You have something stuck in your teeth.

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"... Oh my gosh, was that there the whole time?"

2. A fart sneaks out.

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"... That was totally not me."

3. You laugh way too hard at his joke and you accidentally spit out your food/drink.

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"It wasn't even that funny..."

4. You burp.

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"... Did you hear that?!"

5. You spill your drink all over the table.

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"Oh, S***! Not all over my new dress!"

6. You keep falling trying to walk in your new sexy date shoes.

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"What fall? I didn't fall... look how nice my legs look."

7. You eat way too sloppy.

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"... Why am I the only one making a mess?"

8. You eat more than he does.

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"... Are you gonna finish that?"

9. You snort when you laugh.

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"... That sound was not even human just now, oh my gosh."

10. You make jokes that he isn't finding funny.

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"... Well I thought it was hilarious."

11. You accidentally drool.

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"... Did he just notice that happen or did I catch it in time?"

12. You've got a booger in your nose.

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"I know I feel it in there... is that why he's staring at me?"

13. You lean in for a kiss and he dodges it.

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"... Am I this repulsive?"

14. You can't stop sweating.

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"... Is it hot in here to anyone else?"

15. You keep stuttering or can't carry a conversation.

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"... Um... I... errr... you know... um... I like food."

16. A tampon falls out of your purse.

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"... Who's is that? It's not mine."

17. You really have to poop.

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"Do you think he will notice if I take a long time in the bathroom?"

18. You get caught trying to sneak leaving your terrible date.

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"... Ugh, I was so close to making it to the front door."

Now, if any of these unfortunate things do happen, don't panic. Once the date is over, you never have to see that guy again. And if he's down for a second date after all of that, then you've definitely found yourself a keeper.

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