Ever wonder how primal sorority girls really are? Look no further.
Taking a trip through a college campus’ Greek Life may as well be a safari
1. Chimpanzees
These are the girls who are constantly grooming themselves (and one another). Whether it’s running to the bathroom every five minutes to redo their lipstick at the bar or brushing their hair in class, they always make sure they look 100%. Oh, and they won’t be afraid to let you know when you don’t.
2. Elephants
The elephants of Greek Life are the most basic girls you know. They can be compared to elephants because they probably have an elephant tapestry hanging up in their room, along with a few empty Starbucks cups, leggings, and a Lilly planner.
3. Giraffes
Giraffes tower over everyone at a party (maybe physically, but definitely metaphorically). They are the girls who have never had a night they regret or an embarrassing story to tell. They may not be particularly sympathetic when someone else does, either.
4. Lionesses
These girls are the queens of Greek Life, not because of which sorority they are in, but because of the way they own a room when they walk in. They are über confident and exude cool, looking great whether they’re rocking six-inch heels or Nikes. They know they’re awesome, but the best part about them is that they don’t rub it in.
5. Toucans
Toucans have big mouths and they aren’t afraid to use them. These girls can hold a long conversation about anything, whether it’s the newest froyo flavors or the meaning of life. Sometimes they might get on your nerves, but come recruitment, you’re extra thankful they’re there.
6. Zebras
Zebras are the quirky girls who do their own thing and have their own style. Whether or not you like what they’re about, you have to respect them for being so independent.
7. Alligators
These girls are super involved on campus outside of your sorority, so they aren’t always around the chapter house. You may find yourself even forgetting about them sometimes, but once they’re back, they quickly remind you why you’re glad they are.
8. Koalas
In the jungle, koalas can sleep for up to 22 hours a day. In Greek Life, koalas are the girls who are always down for a night in instead of a night out. If you’re ever worried you’re going to be suffering from extreme FOMO, just hang out with a koala. She’ll calm you down quickly by reminding you that with a night of Netflix and popcorn, everyone else should be the ones wishing they were there.



















